An albatross with beautiful eyes transformed into a woman. But her nose remained a beak! She asked me...
Pa warns me to protect my paws. Gilt wounds my sole. A lioness eats a drumstick. Then a bus crashes on our corner--for real!
A young woman and I swing one another into the air. I asked her to swing me more slowly and regularly...
A revival meeting goes bad--hell gapes, suicides jump, mutton turns out not to be. If you sup with the devil, carry a long fork...
I'm at a lecture on Art, Beauty and the Nude, but no one paid the model and he wants a drink...
A woman models an elegant gown baring her breasts. All five of them. Wait, those aren't breasts, they're...
I'm to be martyred. I ask if the man I love can strangle me. Yes! I say farewell to our hermaphroditic genius baby...
A doctor recommends Ellis try "selvdrolla", but he gets off so much on the strange name he forgets the prescription...