The aliens offer us a Galactic Free Trade Agreement, but my friends and I think it's a disastrous deal...
CAUTION: MORAL AMBIGUITY
Gaia appears in a warning vision. However, she's not addressing humanity, but our silver successors...
I was a closet unicorn. SO closet, I didn't even know what a unicorn was, till I went to college and met...
My take on what Georgia O'Keeffe claimed she was up to with those giant flowers...
I win a prize on a gameshow, but collecting is another story, since the show is run from Hell...
Forced to turn gladiator, I learn these slaves think our free world outside is just another game...
Gandhi and I must run barefoot across a burning racetrack miles wide... the Ascetic Desert?
In the Garden of the Gods, I sit through sun and rain. For the gods aren't the gardeners, but the crop...
I'm odd kid out in my wizard school till gargoyles raid us, and I puzzle out their tongue, to become...
A narrative mural on the sexiness of dancers, as I became one--at the moment I lost my old geeky self...
For me, the path to love is difficult, elusive, convoluted...
In older studies at least, women dream of both sexes but men dream largely of men. Just like TV, huh?
CAUTION: YOU'LL NEVER WATCH TV AGAIN
Gennadius re-dreams a previous dream, prompting him to notice he's dreaming. His guide points out the spiritual implications...
The two commonest sexual orientations have no names, or even concepts! Yet they're obvious, once...
CAUTION: THE TRUTH THAT DARE NOT BE TOLD
How's it feel to be an anima off the job? Is it lonely, when no one even believes you're a real person?
My friend Linda and I are walking in the Castro, when a tourist girl jams her tongue in Linda's mouth...
CAUTION: SERIOUS TONGUE
A man dies--his body's chopped up. He ends in Hell. But he's a stubborn guy; he wants his body back. So...
I meet a wolf who invites me to join Dr Who's pack of sexy Ghost Wolves. There's just one catch...
CAUTION: FLIRTATIOUS WOLVES
A child from another universe materializes--part way. Too bad we called in that expert from Stanford...
I win a starship from the hostile Ghostmaster; in space I gain the confidence to confront him, and find...
I live in a haunted house where ghosts push you to suicide. But they're as tired of it as I am...
Advice of a specialist on the care and feeding of child prodigies, embarrassingly relevant for adult geniuses...
I dreamed I returned to a childhood park and found mostly ruin. But one magical thing survived...
I'm on a women's sports team, and I should be in paradise. But I want more; not love exactly, but...
I date a girl with a mysterious syndrome, but soon I become a monkeyfaced con-man. And SHE becomes...
My friend Gitana has a grim view of men--a view that materializes, and starts chasing us...
CAUTION: BURGER FRANCHISE DEMOLITION
My parents pray for my success, and arrange a great learning opportunity for me. Really.
I'm detective Travis McGee's lover, so I know I'm doomed. My solution is drastic...
CAUTION: HARD-BOILED HANDGUNS
A swimming pool game with color-sorted broken glass. It's social! It's fun! The whole family can play!
CAUTION: BLOODY IDIOTS
After I visit the Glass People, a young glass wizard stalks me home to the Meat World, and says...
I live in an asylum for fragile psychics. When one man over-uses his talent, he compulsively eats glass...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
Hypnotherapy is hopeless with these blind architects flopping all over the cafe, but my flying has improved...
My house is a bar that never closes. You know what a gay bar is. Well, we're the opposite: a....
CAUTION: BAD VIBES
A girl and I climb a half-built tower to get some privacy. What can we do before my nosy parents find us?
CAUTION: SEX, HUMILIATION, FAMILY VALUES
God's dance club, the Universe, is shutting down. God broke his promise that we staff could get on stage...
God built 3 dials to check: body, soul, and time. But the Holy Spirit's lazy, only checks one! It's up to us...
I'm a fat guy hired as a temp by some unethical gods. Or are they trying to teach me something?
In our steamy future, after the cities drown, I'm hiking through Rainbow Tunnel, when I meet a holy man...
I'm an orphan shapeshifter enslaved by a gold-eating monster. But I meet a cat-girl with a hammer...
CAUTION: BAD FOSTER-DAD; CAPITALIST MONSTER; VIOLENCE TO INNOCENT VENDING MACHINES
We're children seeking gold in a fairy wood. We dig where the elf-kids played, but their parents show up...
I was so lonely the potheads on Haight looked good. I dreamed I had the Golden Key, but under a cheap sodium streetlamp, ALL my keys looked gold! Then I met true gold: a woman meditating until she shone...
CAUTION: NUDITY, HAIGHT ST DECADENCE AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE
The shy, doggy need for reassurance I often crave from a lover--do I crave a mistress, an owner?...
CAUTION: NUDITY, PILLOW TALK
The old cartoon character Gordo has another girlfriend. But his pets say he only loves the hunt, not her...
I'm a girl in a desert who God tells to preach a new gospel. But the locals, unlike ancient Rome, have guns...
CAUTION: VIOLENT MARTYRDOM AND A KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT
A friend tells me her sex fantasies. We try playing the roles, but not being ourselves has a weird side-effect...
CAUTION: SEX GAMES
The girl I love has a family that'll stop at absolutely nothing to destroy us. But I'll fight for love...
CAUTION: SEX; EMOTIONAL VIOLENCE; MOLESTATION HISTORY
In a worldwide junkyard full of warring spooks, I finally meet the one whose message I need to hear...
There's the watermelon of passion, and then there are the little grapes of fun that foxes eat...
CAUTION: NUDE DANCING
So I looked out my window and saw this guy burying a tiny robed woman in a trench in the street...
I dream I'm addressing a dream convention, but I'm autistic! I MUST act bizarre, just to function...
I stalk a platoon of levitating surf-bunnies who may be out to bomb a Greenpeace submarine...
Time-travel the Navaho way! But our bread-pipe gets hijacked, so we call the Bird. Who shows up, all right...
CAUTION: NON-STANDARD SAVIOR, EVIL DREAM PUNS
In a Hopi underworld, I find even lucid dreaming can't cure guilt and grief over losses yet to come...
Gryphon meets Dragon, mid-air, and they're both me--sometimes...
James Hillman is the first psychologist on the moon! Only he sees, not HIS shadow, but MINE...
Very nearly a nightmare, till the guard on the beach relented in the face of people power...
I get bored with crime, so I take a course in finding my Guardian Angel. But my test results are strange...
CAUTION: WEIRD ANGELS
You know angels feud over regional underfunding of Divine Grace. But you don't know how low they'll go...
Through vast Soviet ruins to the modest rooms where the new Russia lives. As I fall in love with my guide...
I tried a Redon theme: huge, floating eyes. His are scary, but mystical; mine came out as guilty terror...
My part in the revolution in Guinea-Bissau: substantial, but not exactly planned. I just wanted out...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
If it takes a whole village to raise a child, it also takes a lot of guts to raise a kundalini. Voila!
I'm a Gyrlfalcon in a theater, fighting the Wolverine and his Morlocks with my lover the Green Lion...