Okay, say evolution is driven by things (I don't care what) besides natural selection. How could you tell?
I try to make beauty, try to be beauty, but all the while, this voice keeps snickering...
The All-American Family visits the fabulous Un-American Fantasy Store, where Mom is in for a shock...
CAUTION: MILD NUDITY, LANGUAGE
My uncle is Jupiter. Not the god, the planet. All my relatives are planets. So am I. And I'm invaded...
An Arabic traveler to China is shocked by toilet paper, which explains the origins of dualism... Really.
I'm a drug-addicted amateur dramatist. A fat balding businessman and I bring humanity back from extinction, but...
CAUTION: TORTURE (brief), ADVOCACY OF WAR, HUMAN EXTINCTION (offstage)
Exploring a sunken sub, my buddies salvage a live bomb. Toss it back, but the next find may just toss us...
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A strange creature slunk into our yard, carrying a skunk lunch. But she dropped her fur coat, and...
A glamorous heiress casts a spell that spills over, so I can have anyone I see! But who DO I see?...
Masked champions of Good and Evil fight, peeling off layers till they're elven-thin--what's left to hide?...
Disguised as a literary troll, I spy on the Neo-Nazis, but it can't last: I ate a magic herb, and I'm growing...
In a future society, I'm deliberately, permanently paralyzed. Yet my home-grown treatment has an effect...
In the Los Angeles ruins, a wizard-gang jumps us. Trapped, I try a desperate move never seen in LA: I use my feet...
When things fall apart and the center cannot hold and mere anarchy is loosed... I tend to giggle.
Since when is a dream of a disastrous camping trip a medical diagnosis? It depends on your pun-tolerance...
Me as a unicorn boy. Though I got a haircut since then, and most people can't see the horn...
CAUTION: NUDITY
A unicorn in a dance performance--a solo vignette with a spectacular leap. And the dancer knows it...
A unicorn wades in the shallows to meet his girlfriend, a mermaid. Or at least they're headed that way...
A sculpted orgy of unicorns, dryads, and werewolf-satyrs designed to stand sideways on your wall...
CAUTION: SEX
One of my first tries with paint--part Tibetan, part medieval, part hippie, part Navaho...
Yellow fireflies circling round the horn of a reclining red unicorn, in the evening...
A bizarre image I had of unicorns whose horns really were horny, with some maidens and princes...
CAUTION: LEERING SEX! LURID COLOR! LAME LINES!
The 80s were rough on unicorns, but now that they're passé again, they can get back to work...
After trimming a poem to Silky, my night mare, I dream well-meaning surgeons try to dehorn a unicorn...
Animal teachers, mostly equine, drag me (as I scream NO!) beyond plain dreamwork into shamanism...
Chapter 1: The Deer Party: by Wayan; 150K, 6 illus.
Chapter 2: Ariane's Honeymoon: by Wayan; 8K
Chapter 3: The Everest Marathon: by Wayan; 1 illus.
Chapter 4: Who'll Be My Love?: by Wayan; 100K, 4 illus.
Chapter 5: Dreamrider: by Wayan; 7K, a nondream interlude
Chapter 6: Half Shaman, Half Statesman: by Wayan; 170K, 4 illus.
Chapter 7: Eight To A Horn: by Wayan; 2 illus.
Chapter 8: Black Magic: by Wayan, 7 illus.
Chapter 9: Misfits On Mars: by Wayan; 300K, 7 illus.
"I believe, O lord/ Help thou mine unbelief"--as a kid I thought this meant "God, keep me skeptical"...
Ballerina Joan Brady quit, but ten years later, returned. Her body rejuvenated! So what can MINE do?
In my dreams, a co-worker tells me HER dreams. Their focus is utterly unlike mine! Dream goals differ...
Unshade trees are ugly. But my friends list their uses: casting shadows lighter than sunlight, keeping land clear of other trees, and the fruit. Fruit? WHAT fruit? Am I blind?
A friend buys a frozen used Pope, to navigate her starship with Papal infallibility. Call me a Luddite, but..
CAUTION: SACRILEGIOUS PUN
In my nightmare, TV ads push new, supposedly eco-friendly uses for pigs, until this alarming ad...
An improvised painting-series exploring my obsession for Utopia--and your deafening silence...
CAUTION: IDEAS, FURRY NUDITY, THAT GOSH-DARN MODERN ABSTRACT ART
All I know about humans, I learned in psychodrama. I gawked as caterpillars grew wings. Except me...
A lipstick poem for that stickiest of holidays...
I'm lost in a valley where unicorns love cyborgs but fear giant ants, who adore unicorns but hate cyborgs, who think ants are cute, but dread unicorns! And while the Three Tribes love and hate, cave-monsters sculpt them all. I set up peace talks between these four vertices of my tetrahedral soul, but what if I get what I want? Peace, love... transformation? What if those aren't cute and New Age?
CAUTION: SWEARING, DRUNK LIONS, CYBORG SURGERY, AND GOGGLE-BARFING
Our landlady was a friend, but now breaks her word, ups our rent. Talk, compromise, or rent strike?
I find myself coaching a violent version of water polo called Vartena. A friend near-drowns. The next day...
A woman goes on a quest with an alien friend, and returns with only a furry musical vase. Her FRIEND?
In our cult, we lie in vats of goo till we grow wings. But we're feared more than we knew...
CAUTION: A SPECIST LYNCH MOB, NAKED IN SCHOOL, LESBIAN FEELINGS, OBSCENE CARROT
Make silhouettes of your beloved vegetables; then listen to the spaces between...
CAUTION: LEWD SQUASH
After a visit from our landlady's angry, crazy son, a pack of vicious dinosaurs invades our house...
This black wolf thing named Venom often shows up in my dreams.....
CAUTION: SCARY WOLF. OR OILSLICK. ONE OF THOSE.
Tour Venus as it will be in 1000 years, after terraforming: paradise for dozens of intelligent species!
I dream my friend Vera's ordered to just study and sleep--no play, no dating, no nothing. Next night I dream Vera works with gangs, as an armed peacekeeper. Vera's shocked when I tell the dreams, because...
I found myself in a whole pride of cat-people like me, each one representing some side of me...
We're air pirates running a music shop, till our biplanes are hijacked by cat angels! Furious, we set out...
Vesta are animal guardians of the land. This isn't a portrait of a vesta, but how I see when I AM one...
Blondie Wiggle builds a Video Igloo. But I'm allergic--TV kills me! A BAD omen for our video project...
CAUTION: TV KILLS (BUT YOU KNEW THAT)
I ask to see my past lives, and dream of a viewpoint where I can--but this Mormon ranger...
Ever since I was battered I feel like a virgin again: longing, but wary--scared where sex may lead...
CAUTION: CARTOON NUDITY, SEXUAL THEMES
We lose control of our new time machine, which seems to have its own agenda...
CAUTION: CONTEMPLATION OF SUICIDE, CHRONOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED DREAMER
Mixing two dream-motifs, I imagine an odd fox-taur people with intricate reproductive patterns--up to four parents each!
CAUTION: WEIRD SEXUAL CUSTOMS, NUDE CLAY FOX
I go half-mad and massacre a whole cult, till my gun manifests stigmata: a gory miracle. Then I'm one of the cult members, struggling to ignore the Voice of God pushing all us mortals to murder in His name.
I woke up haunted, and wondered for weeks what this was about... until the Waco Massacre.
CAUTION: CREEPY VIOLENCE, CREEPY GOD, CREEPY PREDICTION
Am I King Kong? No, it's a city of midgets! I leave and find I'm gay. Gay bugs come out of the closet, too, storming the fundamentalist flies of Heaven. And then Vor, the purple alien, does something peculiar...
CAUTION: SEX, ANTI-FUNDAMENTALISM
I'm in suburbia for the End of the World. A Vortex eats the block, licks at me. So I click some icons:
CAUTION: CRUDE LANGUAGE. OH, AND THE APOCALYPSE, TOO. I FORGOT..
I make a weird vow--while I absent-mindedly slice up other people's cars! The next day...
CAUTION: DREAM VANDALISM
A job as the only priest on an island colony sounded perfect, only I'm the wrong religion...
CAUTION: DOGMATISTS AND DEAD BIRDS TALKING