America isn't the Melting Pot. It's the Humping Pot...
CAUTION: THE BEAST WITH 300,000,000 BACKS
Mute, paired images, contrasting life with the death we're spreading. And then finally the dream speaks:
CAUTION: READ THE TITLE AND GO SABOTAGE SOMETHING!
Concerned about my health, I up my fiber intake. But not from the usual sources, though...
CAUTION: BAD DIETARY ROLE MODEL
I'm a small planet in an eccentric orbit: a one-day summer, a two-day winter. Rest and hibernate, or...
CAUTION: SLACKER ETHIC
My stomach ache is an ectopic pregnancy. The embryo's doomed. Surgery. And I'm a man...
A robed figure crowds a wild horse to a cliff-edge. One's my body, one's my soul. But which?...
A young, naive, ethereal dream gets an Animus to guide her through the crazy material plane...
CAUTION: GRATUITOUS WILLIAM SHATNER
I learn to fly, but keep it quiet. Yet aliens still find out, and tell me a truth I didn't want to know...
I dreamed living in a body of flesh is like being trapped on a sinking cruise ship...
CAUTION: NUDITY (but she's just crying, not giving that guy a blowjob, okay?)
What are the psychological effects of growing up psychic, as others' thoughts and feelings invade you? When other's BODIES invade yours, it's molestation...
Night thoughts. Are they eggs? Dreams? Worlds? Phases of the moon?
CAUTION: NEGATIVE BREASTS
I wonder how far I'll go to hide my Egg of Power.... and, I'm afraid, I find out.
I was a intellectual ballerina trying to stop zombie monsters from hatching out of the Earth...
I have to care for two gigantic eggs. But I'm at a party where people crack eggs for Slime Races...
Egyptian archeologists dig up a living god. He sees us as dolls to play with, but we've grown up...
CAUTION: GOD AS A RAPIST
In the middle of Nowhere Desert, I meet a telepathic unicorn who's stuck with a false safety-tag...
In a field in the Central Valley, I face the Terror of California...
CAUTION: FIENDISH LEFTIST PROPAGANDA
After the Lord of the Rings falls, Elbereth herself is sent to heal the land. But she has a troubling neighbor...
In a world of bad haircuts, I meet a dragon running for office. But is this real, or a dream? Yes! It's...
Every year, as Americans get fatter, the fashion gets thinner (and I look more normal)...
I'm a migratory girl who's lost my tribe. I find eleven coins, cross the world, and pay the Oracle...
We escape the trolls, but then our author, Tolkien, breaks in to explain a word, and the rest of the night...
A painting's a window into another world--a window opening two ways. People in paintings may be watching us...
A logging war in the northern forests is confused by subjective realities. Am I sure what I see is real?
In the Rockies, in winter, I was freezing until I found hot springs. In the steam rising, I saw a vision of an elk...
I'd been reading Francesca Lia Block's I WAS A TEENAGE FAIRY...
CAUTION: NUDITY
An elephant sinks in the North Sea, and the Oracle Mink says a wizard did it. Can old Lady Gandalf help?
I'm the Incredible Hulk, forced to do emergency brain surgery. And the patient's burning from within...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE AND UNLICENSED MEDICINE
I signed a prenatal agreement for weird, uneven luck to turn my life toward art and spirit. I want to broaden it, but I've lost the contract! So my spirit wife Silky sets out to find it...
My spirit-wife and I spend our last evening together painting. Not with colors--with emotions...
The Emperor of the Galaxy can't publish his anti-slavery book as himself, so he quits to become a slave...
A pig led me off my path to meet a lady. I told her my true name, and felt something shift...
I lose myself, but I get some startling advice from a convent-school kid with empty eyes...
At my mechanic's garage, a child prodigy rebuilds a car engine. Gawking, I nearly plow into the crowd...
This image is senseless, but I have an excuse: I was watching TV in my dreams. TV on another world...
A candidate glad to shake your hand... though not all you voters will want him to...
CAUTION: ANOTHER PRICK RUNNING FOR OFFICE
I'm trapped in a TV documentary on nuclear war! Better dive through a TV screen and find a safe sitcom...
I meet a man who's lived centuries on an all-cannibal diet. He has ethics, though: he sticks to roadkill! Except...
CAUTION: EEEUUGH!
I'm at a symposium on how our beliefs alter not just the future, but the PAST...
CAUTION: CONTAINS IDEAS
Bad puns link an ecological dream of a forest being murdered by inches, and a dental exam...
During the great race up Everest, I become an e-snake, cross three eco-bubbles, beg a wary deer-taur to splice my spine for me, help Ariane (a childhood crush on the run from sentient tanks), and solve at last the Dream Equations... I learn climbing Everest doesn't take strength, but... trust?
Evolution is like baseball--a game of inches, efficiency, constraints. Surely we can do better....
CAUTION: CONTAINS THOUGHT
A woman explains why the subjective rate of change has slowed--we EXPECT life to be different...
Hide and seek on an alien world ends in a sexy encounter--and a startling insight on BELIEF...
CAUTION: SEX
I stood on a bridge in winter. A skater shot out from the arch beneath, trailing a rainbow of balloons...
I'm on a train in Britain, sitting across from a respectable-looking woman with a large bolt sticking in her eye...
A coach-driving vampire seemed kind of cute until he raped me. If that's even his real face...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE