I camp in the rainforest. Try to avoid Amazon ant nests,
but find at dawn I slept atop something more alarming...
I sculpted a plaster abstract, then found it wasn't. A vortext of bedsheets, faces, hands, bodies...
Parasites, Rambo, huge fetus-beets, an exhibitionist and a living statue advise me on my love life...
CAUTION: NUDITY
I'm James Bond. Captured and questioned, I lie to the enemy: the senators of the
Committee on Intelligence Activities. Till I see myself through their eyes...
CAUTION: SPY SEX, SPY MENTALITY
I ask my dreams about sex, and get... sex on a beach with a sea-serpent girl--a lamia. But she gets queasy--
landsick! Too hot for her up here. Help her back in the sea. What a contrast with Ruskin's lamia nightmare...
CAUTION: SCALY SEX
A dream haiku of little devils dancing the conga. What's it mean? Well, check the date...
If you sense auras, every singles event feels like a scene from Halloween Hell...
CAUTION: HORNY MONSTERS
I'm at a party. Mixed teens: humans, cryptids like vampires, catgirls and fae...
and a third group--local mutants who look ultrabutch or ultrafemme...
CAUTION: DISTURBING SOCIOPOLITICAL INTERPRETATION
I'm in the park, feeling sad, till a girl on the lawn near me semaphores a message via rings and turquoise...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM
DREAM: flying saucers attack, and I only have a squirt gun to fight back with!
NEXT DAY: the Simpsons Halloween special. In Lisa Simpson's nightmare...
My mom had to climb a ladder down the side of the Empire State Building; I'm told she fell and died...
The messiah of a suicide cult prepares to ritually sacrifice me. Then a miracle occurs! But... whose?