My sister Althea decides my house has demons, and hires an exorcist who botches things, so that...
Some Christian oneirologists barge into the Haunted Firehouse. But I pose for nude unicorn photos, and...
CAUTION: DUMB CHRISTIANS, EXHIBITIONIST UNICORNS, ETC.
From Hawaii to Wyoming, I fight for beauty, always waking to find I'm someone new...
This couple keeps appearing in my dreams--as equals, as mount and rider, as friends, as enemies, as lovers...
CAUTION: NUDITY
I'm a giant wolf with a human girlfriend. A formula says I must shrink until my paws are 128 times
the volume of her feet. But I'll still be way too big for sex! Eight seems more like the right volume...
CAUTION: HORNY WOLF, MATH, CLIMACTIC PUN
At last, I get shown in the museum! Sort of. Homeless people sell my art from carts in the lobby. Stolen!...
Alone in my blue room, I heard sax music. Two sunbathers were jamming outside my window...
CAUTION: SEX AND SAX
Aliens, hypnotherapy, dancing molars, riots, witches, flying pianos, lettuce... yet there is a point.