LONELY NO MORE

2000, mixed media sculpture, 20" tall, by Chris Wayan


480 x 640 tall; and or close-up 60K, 800 x 626.

The Dating Fairy, built on lonely evenings waiting for her to call me back--whoever "her" was that week...

The Dating Fairy, on her heart-shaped box of 'Lonely No More' Valentine candy, her singles-ad wings spread. Her AOL CD-ROM tutu hides her vaginal modem.
The ingredients label on the side of the candybox says it all: "Condom halo, taped Leo Buscaglia love-lecture hair, childhood marble eyes, San Francisco Bay Guardian singles-ad wings, cable TV nipple, CD-ROM (free AOL chats for a month!) tutu, modular vaginal phone/modem line, Valentine's Day candybox pedestal (plywood and bristol board) with Vonnegut slogan icing, organic produce twisties for bones, aluminum foil cartilage, papier-mache muscles, acrylic skin, and, of course, as many long, high-quality screws as possible."
Close-up of the Dating Fairy with her singles-ad wings promising 'Real Love', or at least 'Escorts'. Vaginal modem hookup is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.
Her wing-ads say:

REAL LOVE! I believe I can find you! Where are the Francophone dykes? My bi daughter is encouraging! Xena type wanted! Looking for one crazy love! Angelic blonde beauty! I like Salvador Dali! Real woman for real man! Take a classy approach! Extraordinary, ordinary woman...

Close-up from side of the Dating Fairy with her singles-ad wings promising 'Real Love', or at least 'Escorts'. Vaginal modem hookup is discreetly hidden, but her cable-TV nipple is conveniently accessible. We guarantee you'll be Lonely No More.
And so on, world without end.
Farewell to the Dating Fairy...

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