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Lonely No More!
2000, undream mixed-media sculpture, 20" tall, by Chris Wayan
Behold the Dating Fairy, built on lonely evenings waiting for her to call me back--whoever "her" was that week.
Her ingredients label on the side of the candybox says it all: "Condom halo, taped Leo Buscaglia love-lecture hair, childhood marble eyes, San Francisco Bay Guardian singles-ad wings, cable TV nipple, CD-ROM (free AOL chats for a month!) tutu, modular vaginal Internet modem port, Valentine's Day candybox pedestal (plywood and bristol board) with Vonnegut slogan icing, organic produce twisties for bones, aluminum foil cartilage, papier-mache muscles, acrylic skin, and, of course, as many long, high-quality screws as possible."
Her wing-ads say:
And so on, world without end.
- REAL LOVE
- I believe I can find you
- Brains required, beauty desired
- Why not?
- Special friend
- Beautiful green eyes
- Where are the Francophone dykes?
- My bi daughter is encouraging
- Xena type wanted
- Looking for one crazy love
- Spirited Tigress
- Angelic blonde beauty
- Sexy black beauty
- Sweet Hawaiian Pineapple
- Real woman for real man
- Take a classy approach
- No sex! No drugs!
- Sugar and spice
- Extraordinary, ordinary woman
- I like Salvador Dali
So trust the Dating Fairy and hook up today!
We guarantee you'll be, as Kurt Vonnegut promised us...
"Lonely No More!"
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