I'm a Fast-Food Detective tracking a kidnapper-sorceress. Castles, magic carpets... and unexpected love.
CAUTION: SEX TALK
My little sisters tell the detectives, "Daddy's ghost has a message for you" but they don't listen...
The clues point toward my own anima as the murderer, but Detective Dee finds the even odder truth...
You know angels feud over regional underfunding of Divine Grace. But you don't know how low they'll go...
To investigate a criminal couple, I have to lie. And that's hard, since all my lies turn true...
CAUTION: NEW AGE AND FILM NOIR DON'T MIX
My detective lover warned me, "Stay away!" Now I'm trapped. Dare I follow the lion over the edge?
I escape a trap via a plane I manifest. Lucid? Not at all! Why should Poirot bother with such abstractions?
Poison takes many forms, from attitudes to environmental by-products to actions done deliberately...
A detective talks all his suspects into suicide. But they still bury me in wood pulp and beat me to death...
CAUTION: BAD POLICE PROCEDURE
I'm Sybil Sue, a hard-boiled shapeshifting shamus, on the track of the most wanted bankrobbers in LA: the Bad Girls...
CAUTION: IN BETWEEN GUNSHOTS, THE BAD GIRLS SWEAR
Solve a hieroglyphic riddle and you can fly, shapeshift, work magic! But someone doesn’t want me solving that riddle...
Tuba Man plays from the top of a tower, even when Loveless Man opens fire; for music is life to him...
I'm a hardboiled detective wincing as I grill a meek little psychic (who might just be me) about embarrassing subjects like unicorns, and love...
CAUTION: A UNICORN WHO MAKES EVEN THE COPS BLUSH