SIPHONIA

by Chris Wayan, 2004

for you who know life sucks

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INTRODUCTION

Siphonia's real. You're standing on it. We call it Earth--a peculiar name for a world half-drowned in seas. But not for much longer.

You see, far out in space is a French restaurant a million miles wide. To the customers, who are all the size of Neptune, it's an intimate little place. It's famous for its soups. The chef thinks the day's special is about ready, and pours most of it from the pot where it's been simmering a few billion years. He leaves a bit in the bottom as starter for the next soup.

Unfortunately for us, Earth is the soup pot. A huge energy-funnel, like a shining space tornado, touches down in the Pacific and sucks up our seas. Tasty, salty, fishy seas! A monster's gourmet delight! In a single day, 90% of our water's gone.

Now fast-forward about ninety thousand years. Tell me: what's Earth like now, after the Big Slurp?

Welcome to Siphonia. Map of Siphonia, a world-building experiment.
SIPHONIA'S FEATURES

WHY BUILD SIPHONIA?

Why waste time on a silly fantasy like Siphonia, you ask? Oh, several reasons:

And she's a bigger, craggier, wilder, more fascinating goddess than you ever dreamed. Ooh, those volcanic cheekbones!

Map of Siphonia, a world-building experiment. Click a feature to go there.
TOURS

The following route snakes around Siphonia, covering most features (under construction)

  1. Arctic Valleys, sea level to 3 km high
  2. Atlantic Ocean (our N. and S.E. Atlantic), sea level
  3. African Ocean (S. Atlantic plus W Indian Ocean), sea level
  4. Bengal Sea (N. Indian Ocean), sea level
  5. Australian Ocean (E. Indian Ocean, Tasman Sea), sea level
  6. Davis Sea (S. Indian Ocean), sea level
  7. Anzac Basins (N.Z. to Australia), 0.5-2.5 km high
  8. Mornington Sea (S.E. Pacific) sea level
  9. Nazca Seas (E. Pacific), sea level to 1 km high
  10. Agassiz Basin (S. Pacific), 1 km down
  11. Pacific Ocean (central & N. Pacific), 1 km down
  12. East Asian Seas, 1-3.5 km high
  13. Javan Seas, 0.5-2.5 km high
  14. Australia, 4-5 km high
  15. Amazon Highlands and Andean Cap, 4-8 km high
  16. African Highlands, 5-6 km high
  17. Antarctic Cap, 4-5 km high (no, not 7-8!)
  18. European and Siberian Highlands, 4-6 km high
  19. Caribbean Lakes, 2-5 km high
  20. Canadian Highlands, 4-6 km high
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