Flying in a wild wind, I mate mid-air with an alien, get pregnant, change sex, fight the inlaws...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
I dream I'm being slandered by the leaders of a dream organization! Turns out it's quite true...
It's the Vietnam era; my draft board tolerates only a secret quota of COs. I decide not to tolerate THEM...
I meet my personal demon, and discover it has a personal demon: me! Am I worse than my Shadow?
CAUTION: CRUDE LANGUAGE
Normal people want someone complementary. Weirdos want someone like them. Why? Economics!...
Concerned about my health, I up my fiber intake. But not from the usual sources, though...
CAUTION: BAD DIETARY ROLE MODEL
I always thought I saw differently than others, but when someone builds the Goggles...
A swimming pool game with color-sorted broken glass. It's social! It's fun! The whole family can play!
CAUTION: BLOODY IDIOTS
I dream of a scary king who offers to bake my dreams to strengthen them. Then my friend Mark calls...
Always ask permission to throw rocks at your date. No, not those big ones! Where's the nearest hospital?
CAUTION: SURREAL DATE ABUSE
A TV crew invades the house, setting up for a special. I didn't expect to see a president on the work crew...
My friend Mark does something I thought impossible: removes a snippet of my memory. Disastrous!
CAUTION: VIOLENCE... SORT OF
Sexy dreams of Chinese archeology, authorized by the fairies, make me face that my family abused me...
A living camera edits us all: the dappled hawk-man, the slutty candidate, the blue businessmen who give such bad advice when you pull the thorns from their feet. And my sweet sad hell-hound...
I'm playing poker with a dragon. But we barely dare move: we're both crackling with thousands of volts...
A weird little identity-confusion at a dance suggests I'm simultaneously psychic, autistic, and... stupid.
Visiting Time City, I witness the "suicide" of a woman named Thieu but suspect it was really assassination...
CAUTION: SUICIDE? MURDER?
I'm lost in a valley where unicorns love cyborgs but fear giant ants, who adore unicorns but hate cyborgs, who think ants are cute, but dread unicorns! And while the Three Tribes love and hate, cave-monsters sculpt them all. I set up peace talks between these four vertices of my tetrahedral soul, but what if I get what I want? Peace, love... transformation? What if those aren't cute and New Age?
CAUTION: SWEARING, DRUNK LIONS, CYBORG SURGERY, AND GOGGLE-BARFING
I'm a one-legged hopping hermit in the ruins of LA, and my only hope for love is to conjure a girl from a...