I'm addicted to faraway trains. I quit cold turkey, but I shake the house down! Junkie poltergeists...
CAUTION: DRUG ADDICTION. SORT OF.
Alpine deer-hamsters, pigs, birds, children, even fundamentalists' daughters grow up and want to fly free...
My take on IQ, racism, Murray and Herrnstein's notorious book, and the theory of multiple intelligence. As an (ex)child prodigy it's not theoretical for me: broken hearts, broken trust, broken ribs...
CAUTION: LONG WORDS, RAMPANT ELITISM, GENIUS SHOPTALK
Concerned about my health, I up my fiber intake. But not from the usual sources, though...
CAUTION: BAD DIETARY ROLE MODEL
Advice of a specialist on the care and feeding of child prodigies, embarrassingly relevant for adult geniuses...
A revival meeting goes bad--hell gapes, suicides jump, mutton turns out not to be. If you sup with the devil, carry a long fork...
Mistress Abbot dreams if she eats a jackfish her child will be great. Next morning one swims into her waterbucket...
A quick, fatal, mosquito-borne plague. Humanity looks doomed till my friends come up with a folk recipe:
I suspect we child prodigies and geniuses are as unlike the gifted as normal people. So here's a checklist...
CAUTION: BRAIN REQUIRED
Child prodigies may develop allergies due to immunosystem damage from too much testosterone in utero...
A doctor recommends Ellis try "selvdrolla", but he gets off so much on the strange name he forgets the prescription...
A sacred starfish piloting a Cessna plane survives a crash. But can it survive a boy's clumsy rescue efforts?
The pier jutting into the sea of dreams has an 8th chakra at the end, where a lonely woman fishes for sole...