My take on IQ, racism, Murray and Herrnstein's notorious book, and the theory of multiple intelligence. As an (ex)child prodigy it's not theoretical for me: broken hearts, broken trust, broken ribs...
CAUTION: LONG WORDS, RAMPANT ELITISM, GENIUS SHOPTALK
I was hot tubbing and flirting... so how'd I end up as Chelsea Clinton running for office?
I try to rescue my girl friends losing to a devil in boat-chess, but they'd rather be with him...
CAUTION: BAD GIRLS
I join a circus, but soon all the best carnies sail off to the Blessed Isles. The circus animals pitch in and carry on--clumsily, lonely. Then a herald returns from the West! Donald Duck...
Suddenly I see the notion of "cool" as just another Euro theft. Being cool shouts "I'm insecure"...
The pecking order (goring order?) of cows explains why our leaders stink...
While my body expels a kidney stone, weird scenes happen on the astral plane. At least I get to dip the pope.
CAUTION: PAIN, PEE, POPE
Why do the guests arriving for our seven-year reunion include part-time giants and dog-headed gods? They tell me...
Forced to turn gladiator, I learn these slaves think our free world outside is just another game...
A rabbit shaman orders his apprentice to drape dead hedgehogs round her neck til she bleeds. Ow! What’s his problem? Well...
CAUTION: FURRY NUDITY, ABUSIVE MENTOR
I'm a hobbit seeking Henry Fonda's haunted gold mine, who ends up in a showdown in a shaman's bar...
A sex dream warning "to find your soulmate, learn to spot the opposite: cute political and spiritual idiots..."
CAUTION: SEX AND POLITICS
The rich block reform. So let's offer the rich and power what they really want: ranking and attention...
CAUTION: CHIMPONOMICS
At a family picnic, my sisters and I fish for scholarships and grants. They put down my art, my website...
A Hollywood sex goddess confronts the Ingenue who's supplanting her. Just how far will she go?
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM
I worked at Stanford too long. I got tired of observing the mating displays of the purple-prose patriarch..
CAUTION: NUDE ACADEMIC GROUPIE
News of a child prodigy who was given the support I wasn't, triggers a flood of envy and bitterness...
I'm in the Magellanic Clouds, an ambassador to the energy-beings who rule them. Or am really their... pet?
I was anorexic for years before I found I was allergic to many foods--I had good reason not to eat!...
Some folks are dogs, bullying those below them, fawning on those above. But if the Wizard is a Humbug...
I dreamed that nouveau-riche half-ton polar bears invaded San Francisco, evicting us locals...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE COMING TO YOUR TOWN SOON
My mind and my soul both apply for a job in Stanford Cathedral. Their rivalry grows to a shamanic duel...
I’m a drug-addicted amateur dramatist. A fat balding businessman and I bring humanity back from extinction, but...
CAUTION: TORTURE (brief), ADVOCACY OF WAR, HUMAN EXTINCTION (offstage)
A stylized waterfall, sort of a distillation of all those childhood summers camping in Yosemite...
I'm an intelligent rabbit in an alphamale's harem, organizing a feminist movement...