A horde of wild women camp in my yard and practice leaping
through invisible spacetime portals. They invite me along...
CAUTION: FEATHERED, PAINTED NUDITY
I live in a house full of artists--lively, but no privacy. And I need it--I'm in love with our cat! She's big as
a lynx, and literate. My bed conspires to find us a meadow, but a weird sign appears on her flank...
CAUTION: NUDE CAT; POSSIBLE PREDICTION
I find I'm a self-made... critter. A plushie sewn with zippers so I can stuff any bits of me that
seem flat or limp. But my filling's not cotton, polyester or foam. It's chocolate! So I have...
CAUTION: CRUDE DREAM, AWFUL PUN
I meet a giant psychic baby feared by 12-step people. So I go to the beach and find
I'm a shark-bit girl who can have her missing chunks sewn back in--if I still have room for them...
I was an anorexic fox-girl, till this phrase galvanized me. Now I pump iron and eat what I like, and...
Deer-mares join our theatre class. Adorable! Then pig people. Not adorable. I wake & sketch them.
Hear voices--sexy singing deer on TV! Wow, my dream was predictive! And then I wake AGAIN...
CAUTION: FURRY NUDITY
I'm worried an alien charity is brainwashing an ex-prostitute. When I wake, she's still there--at 2/5 scale!...
In the field, a huge dog whose markings form the image of
a running horse. So who am I dreaming of? Horse or hound?
A girl from a low-gravity, dense-air world, where you strap on wings and fly, tours a
world of tropical atolls with me. I love sailing, but flight's spoiled her for it--too slow...
On the Night Train out of my small-town life, I meet the town rebel. But she's misplaced her tongue...
CAUTION: PETTING; UNNERVING TONGUE
A human and a talking giraffe fall in love. But some hunters still shoot animal people.
So he camouflages her with paint. Bright paint. Now she's more visible than ever!
Not that I can criticize his eccentricities. I'm in love with a unicorn songwriter...
CAUTION: FURRYPHILIA
I live through two teens' nightmares, then "wake" with them to find they were drugged by a third party! Why?
Then I'm with a cheery wagon-crew of flirting griffins & talking horses, pulling a cart made of grammar or logic.
Six days later... detailed images from both dreams appear on TV!
CAUTION: CREEPY, THEN SAPPY, THEN FREAKY
I live in a haunted tower with vampires and ghosts. But they're reasonable neighbors,
unlike the tank column of invading Germans; they say they'll exterminate us all...
CAUTION: FASCISTS RETURN
After seeing The Tempest with a tattooed Miranda, I dream she has a Cutie Mark on her flank--
a logo showing her life-purpose, her life-path. Except she's outgrowing it...
CAUTION: MILD NUDITY
Jaguar Mask: a were-jaguar stuck in human form asks me to sew a new jaguar face on."But won't it hurt?...
Martian Airlock: I'm suitless on Mars. Freezing, choking, I dive into an airlock & slam the switch--but it's sabotaged...
I'm at a party. Mixed teens: humans, cryptids like vampires, catgirls and fae...
and a third group--local mutants who look ultrabutch or ultrafemme...
CAUTION: DISTURBING SOCIOPOLITICAL INTERPRETATION
I see two Ohlone women around 1900, starving, naked, despised, their land stolen--and still way happier than...
CAUTION: NUDITY
A child of radicals goes wild in Rio. When we bail her out,
we find she's achieved not enlightenment but enloudenment...
CAUTION: UNSAFE SEX
Two child artists mail themselves to me in their paint kit, and
start a painting orgy that gets messy in more ways than one...
CAUTION: PEDOPHILIA, OR MAYBE PEDOPHOBIA
Talk about mixed messages! Or... is it really?
CAUTION: NUDITY, SLIGHT FIRE HAZARD
DREAM: I climb a stair to a surreal space where kids dance in tights spattered with wet red paint.
NEXT DAY: I watch Wednesday--Wednesday Addams dances & gets spattered with wet red paint...
CAUTION: NUDITY, APPARENT PREDICTION
Lounging in the sun, I do a magical make-over--molding my bones to give myself more room for
intuition, judgment, nerve--all the while feeling shallow & indulgent for self-improving!...
I'm told a girl in an armored nutrient-bath wheechair has my shoes. I need them back. But
to get them I have to answer the riddle written on her breasts. We both get a bit distracted...
CAUTION: CARTOON BREASTS
DREAM: a devil crawls in my window and lies on top of me. I fight back but he's hot--in both senses.
NEXT DAY: my grandma asks "Remedios, what happened to you? Your hair is scorched...
CAUTION: SEXUAL (AND THERMAL) ASSAULT
I dreamed I quarreled with dream-group leader Shaykh Qusi.
I woke shocked to find two long scratches on my left cheek...
I'm in Santa Cruz with my friend, a shocking-pink stuffed toy cow
with sewed-on accessories: big red lips, a floral wig, and a third eye. I wake,
draw the dreamcow--and my sister calls from Santa Cruz to sing me a song about...
My daughter got a tattoo that spread and became blue feathers growing from her arms. Wings start to bud...
I met an elfin girl who's tattooed realistic vaginas all over her body, as decoys. For she has...
CAUTION: NUDITY, TATTOOS, TABOOS...
Hunted and captured by a gang of tattooed boys, I see a
crying infant already covered in pornographic tattooes...
CAUTION: ABUSED BABY
A free-lance torturer chooses me for his victim. He has the right. I bluster, but when I fall asleep at last...
CAUTION: NO PAIN, BUT GORE