A late-night conversation with the proud developer of a new concept in South Asian convenience dining...
I'm kissed by the Holy Aardvark, but my bond with my dad is strained by ESP he can't accept...
I was led into the future, where all the buffalo disappeared, to meet a frail old man by a ranch house...
The pecking order (goring order?) of cows explains why our leaders stink...
That levitating bear's not tightrope-walking--she rides a goat strung like soap-on-a-rope. A goat that's me! I'm eating...
CAUTION: UGH!
A girl and I climb a half-built tower to get some privacy. What can we do before my nosy parents find us?
CAUTION: SEX, HUMILIATION, FAMILY VALUES
Walking around my brother's farm, I met this goat with a human head. It seemed like he'd been playing with matches...
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I'm three women who marry a unicorn, a goat philosopher, and a magic cat.. We form a commune, but the police quarantine us...
CAUTION: INTERSPECIES MARRIAGE, UNDERAGE SEX, and BAD COPS
A cute cow-singer on her fourth body-transplant solves the gravity-riddle that's stumping Mr Spock...
Protestors occupy the Transamerica Pyramid and install a cow as CEO... a Cash Cow?
Floundering through the snows of 1917, I fall in love with a sheep named Linda Evans, who teaches ballet...
A gigantic herd of buffalo stampede toward me. I panic, then surrender in peace to what is surely my death...