A guardian angel who's a sort of kindly, sacred succubus...
CAUTION: SEX
The Goddess won't tell me who to seek, to love, just WHAT to seek--and what not to...
CAUTION: DIVINELY SANCTIONED TRIGAMY?
My evil twin, Boris Badenov, wants $8000 or else. I ask my dreams for a solution, and get one...
A sexy encounter with two robotic girls hopping a night train outside Portland...
CAUTION: SEX TEXT
Revelations about my mom put my shyness in a new light. That night I dream twin sisters suddenly zoom through puberty in hours...
CAUTION: VERY SUDDEN BREASTS
Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush were having a secret love affair, and I was sharing their bed...
After my mom's death, my dad starts dating again. He treats his dates like dirt. What can I do?
I was two-thirds of a love triangle, but I always lost out. Flying was some consolation...
CAUTION: RAT DEATH, EVIL WHALES AND ADULTERY
I flee our love triangle when Abe turns mean. He's telepathic, but I have a plan: the goldfish, the snakepit, the underworld...
CAUTION: THREESOME, SCARY BOYFRIEND, SNAKE HEADACHES, MOTORCYCLE FATALITY
How did my bondage dream turn into a slot-machine jackpot? And what kind of change is pouring out?...
CAUTION: (CON)SENSUAL BONDAGE
A goddess in a dream once told me to seek 3 and only 3 qualities in a mate...
CAUTION: NUDITY
On Love Day you can't mock anyone's come-on, of course; but in the bar "Cheers", Carla's mad at Diane...
CAUTION: PRO-BIGAMY?
I was a young dream-artist out of place in the Silicon Valley...
A Borges story of a were-tiger provokes a dream of a ranch crawling with weird women. But I LIKE them...
CAUTION: NUDE CREATURES
Everyone squishing away contentedly but me... watching curled up in the corner as usual...
CAUTION: EXPLICIT SEX, BESTIALITY