I walk on Martinique with Captain Picard of the starship Enterprise. He's here to see a dreamy boy...
As a boy on Martinique, Jean-Luc Picard wished for so much so hard, his angels have to work overtime...
My take on what Georgia O'Keeffe claimed she was up to with those giant flowers...
I fall for a circus girl. Her brother is jealous, so all the dwarves show up with guns...
CAUTION: INCEST ISSUES
I'm an orphan shapeshifter enslaved by a gold-eating monster. But I meet a cat-girl with a hammer...
CAUTION: BAD FOSTER-DAD; CAPITALIST MONSTER; VIOLENCE TO INNOCENT VENDING MACHINES
I envy and resent a rich family's mansion so much I break in and sabotage their giant meat freezer...
CAUTION: HOSTILITY, ENVY, WASTE OF BAD FOOD
My parents invite me to dinner, but my mom chases a rattlesnake up my leg. Then I wake to find two holes in my...
I go half-mad and massacre a whole cult, till my gun manifests stigmata: a gory miracle. Then I'm one of the cult members, struggling to ignore the Voice of God pushing all us mortals to murder in His name.
I woke up haunted, and wondered for weeks what this was about... until the Waco Massacre.
CAUTION: CREEPY VIOLENCE, CREEPY GOD, CREEPY PREDICTION
Sexual beauty scares me--how I'm affected--how vulnerable I am. An irresistable pheromone...
CAUTION: SEXUAL THEME
A park in San Francisco has melted into a bizarre mutation-zone. Its guardian is a lonely elf-woman...
CAUTION: ELF NUDITY
Solve a hieroglyphic riddle and you can fly, shapeshift, work magic! But someone doesn't want me solving that riddle...
A feral mare will only let me ride her if I quit being a Japanese diplomat and become... a Samurai!
The Ambassador of Dreams was moonlighting, so I had to fill in and explain things to the waking world...
Do it now! I'm doing it. I'm getting up from the keyboard and stretching. I am a cheetah...
I glue cat-legs on my snaky friend, despite the warnings of Christians who don't like snakes evolving...
I'm in a hotel by the Great Salt Lake . Deer roam the halls and lap at the drinking fountain...
Golfing in the basement! But the ball lands in another world, where the water hazards are hazards...
I meet a wolf who invites me to join Dr Who's pack of sexy Ghost Wolves. There's just one catch...
CAUTION: FLIRTATIOUS WOLVES
In my ballet class. The others were learning to leap, but I wanted to FLY. So I went outside alone...
I squabble with my body so much! But sometimes, at the moment of orgasm, we dissolve into stars, and become...
CAUTION: SEX POETRY
A sexy comedian and her troubles down the drain. A dream that turned out to be true...
My lover's turned into a tiny living pull-toy, trapped ankle-deep in a wheeled platform. Can I free her?
I dream I'm being slandered by the leaders of a dream organization! Turns out it's quite true...
The terror of Navy breakfast, the joy of filterfeeding, how to marry pudding, and a sniper lunch with kisses...
I'm swept off sea-rocks, as my scaly guardian watches calmly--letting me drown in the tears I shed...
CAUTION: DROWNING
I had this near-nightmare about climbing a DNA stair up to the sky, and stepping off...
CAUTION: NUDITY, INCEST ISSUES
I'm half Anglo, half Kwakiutl. My uncle the shaman died, but he still wants to teach me his medicine...
Singing a Lennon love song on a planet of giant women provokes first wonder, then disbelief. Why?
Flu. Ow, cramps! But that night I dream of a miner's rebellion against our fat-cat boss. Which side am I on?
Advice from a successful writer of worstsellers to all you aspiring failures: unfame has its price...
This started as an exercise in dramatic figure-drawing and shifted round into an exorcise in guilt...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEXUAL CONFESSIONS
A sexy encounter with two robotic girls hopping a night train outside Portland...
CAUTION: SEX TEXT
A gorgeous healer bursts through the wall to tell me "I used to weigh 500 pounds. It kept sex away! But..."
I'm single and feeling shy. So I asked my dreams for an image of my true love, and got...
CAUTION: SEX
The feud between our magical families is getting ugly. Hawk-Head's dad throws boiling water on me, so I...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
An old friend's awakening from anorexic asexuality. Puberty at 30? And wait a minute... is she me?
I find myself driving a speeding car down a freeway--in reverse. And I don't mean the gear...
Well, Tarzan and Jane are living in suburbia now, but though Tarzan's given up so much, Jane complains...
I meet a man who's lived centuries on an all-cannibal diet. He has ethics, though: he sticks to roadkill! Except...
CAUTION: EEEUUGH!
We're interviewing new housemate candidates. Only I fail to recognize that one is my own shadow...
Long ago he cut a deal with the cops. But town's grown, and one victim fights back. Our thief is outraged...
A self-portrait, or it was going to be, till the songbird and fish upstaged me...
The panther in the Jungle Books was really female. I grew up with her cub...
I'm a mare, hot to trot in the Big City (and get laid), but my gay Star Trek friend's brain trauma has made her a clueless alien with a bo(a)ring sexlife--until a certain swan enfolds her in love...
CAUTION: ALIEN POSSESSION, CARTOON PIG SEX, SMOKING SWANS
I'm a California Indian wandering through time, keeping the secret of time-travel from the reckless...
Cult members must wear a chadoor, and daily confess their sins. So why's their beach such a pickup scene?
Bad puns link an ecological dream of a forest being murdered by inches, and a dental exam...
I was warned Wolf-Cats turn on people, but I still befriended one. Now I'm looking down its throat...
That day, I met a wildly neurotic therapist; that night, I met a woman forced to get discount ob/gyn exams from her stingy husband's doctor buddy... can you say "boundary violation?"
CAUTION: SEXUAL HUMILIATION
Stayed up late, painting foreshortening. Then I saw a scene in color, motion, 3D, and knew I had to be dreaming: I was visualizing too clearly, THINKING too clearly, to be awake...
CAUTION: NUDITY
In the far future, I relive Odysseus' tale. To save my life I must give up realistic hope, and focus on...
CAUTION: CANNIBAL MONSTERS
What the world looks like when you have environmental illness, like me...
Book pages, Tarot's four Page cards, being paged, and a girl named Page, add up to warn me I'm not being honest with myself or my friends...
Two friends send energy through me, transforming me. Now that my legs are detachable, I can sit comfortably on my eggs...
While my body expels a kidney stone, weird scenes happen on the astral plane. At least I get to dip the pope.
CAUTION: PAIN, PEE, POPE
Edward Abbey shows me a secret grove of telepath trees. That night, they meet me in my dreams...
I learn to fly, but keep it quiet. Yet aliens still find out, and tell me a truth I didn't want to know...
After I visit the Glass People, a young glass wizard stalks me home to the Meat World, and says...
It's nice hearing everyone praise my sex crimes, but I need to pull the dog from the golden horn...
CAUTION: SEX, LANGUAGE (OBVIOUSLY), GENERAL WEIRDNESS
Plato never did say what shed the light that cast those shadows on his cave wall. I find out.
CAUTION: CUT-RATE APOCALYPSE
A dream-lecturer says Shadows aren't just what we hate or fear, but what we admire yet see as "not us"...
CAUTION: IDEAS
I find the feminist principle "the personal is political" leads to some alarming consequences for privacy...
CAUTION: POLITICS
My therapist has no fingers. A fingerless man intrudes on my session, and they use up my hour talking...
A fictional niece acting sexy in a shirt, plus... water balloons? I woke, and a friend told me HER dream...
CAUTION: DREAM INCEST, KIDS WITH GUNS, AND GENERAL WEIRDNESS
My therapist changes into a good ol' boy, but I can handle that. It's the Board of Kibitzers behind him...
I dream I've carried a photo with me 17 years, but now... I BAKE it. The next day, I meet...
I wake to find I'm a museum exhibit 15,000 years from now, and I'm an utter primitive...
If you sense auras, every singles event feels like a scene from Halloween Hell...
CAUTION: HORNY MONSTERS
I crash my car on the way to therapy. I ask my dream why. And it tells me! Deliberate, but not suicidal...
I meet my own mistrust: an angel who can't trust ME! So she turns me into a football-playing ant...
Round the ring of twelve worlds and their twelve gods, seeking one god who's giving me grief...
I'm warily crossing an avalanche chute in winter, when my worst fear happens. Then the slide speaks up...
I'm a schoolkid in the future who finds an ancient book the censors somehow missed...
I'm an android struggling to raise a boy genius. But even human moms of prodigies share my problems!
Hypnotherapy is hopeless with these blind architects flopping all over the cafe, but my flying has improved...
I froze in dance class when I followed anyone else's script. Was it fear? A dragon inside said no...
When girls get their clits cut, even the UN takes notice. But mutilate boy genitals, and... big yawn!
CAUTION: TALK ABOUT SEX AND VIOLENCE--BUT HEY, IT'S ONLY BOYS
A precognitive dream about levitating snake girls, raccoons, and lunar eclipses.
CAUTION: MY SNAKE BREASTS
Who's the demon? Mom, the Dragon, the Smiler, the Rubber Ax Murderer, the Doll Princess or the Tiger?...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
A cute cow-singer on her fourth body-transplant solves the gravity-riddle that's stumping Mr Spock...
I'm Joe Leaphorn, in (of all places for a Navaho detective) a coven in San Francisco watching a creamy...
We're orphans learning to fly by night, when others can't see and define us...
I was anorexic for years; I only mastered it when I saw it was a hunger for the spirit world...
My lesbian twin, who lives in the unemployment line, falls in love with a pushy moose from Brooklyn...
CAUTION: INEPT SEX
A guardian angel who's a sort of kindly, sacred succubus...
CAUTION: SEX
I asked my dreams why my back hurt. They told me: pregnancy, marsupial pouches, snapping turtles...
I was a pregnant dancer on the Fertility Goddess's new TV show, but I was mad at her...
I'm in an apartment co-op in Silicon Valley where people share their skills--till rush hour begins...
I always thought learning no one's out to get me would be a GOOD thing...
At Sea-Dragon State Park, I climbed down to the sea serpent's dressing room after the show, and found...
CAUTION: MERMAID BREASTS