I found myself defending humanity before an astral jury, begging them to delay the great die-back...
I'm on an alien world inside the minds of two women and a child struggling with moral choices in a civil war...
CAUTION: DEATH, LOSS
I dream I'm telling a tall tale about a cat-funeral with hung-over mice pulling the hearse. But it all turns a bit too real...
I get speared by Irish warriors, slipped an LSD dose, chased by giant spiders, torpedoed--but hey, I'm not bored!
I'm on a wild trip to who knows where, with my young-again mom and my dead dad... and who's that other guy?
Hillary Clinton was trying to seduce me, and doing a pretty good job, too...
My shamanic teacher lures me into a labyrinth ruled by wizards whose magic-monopoly's about to fall...
Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush were having a secret love affair, and I was sharing their bed...
Hillary Clinton hid her cancer, but the GOP found out. So a monster kidnaps Rainbow Brite, and...
No matter who I dream I am, twin secret agents dog me, eating my soup, playing my games...
CAUTION: EGREGIOUS PHILOSOPHY
I've had premonitory dreams of friends' deaths, but never ones clear enough to spur action...
For about five years now I have been dreaming of this guy. Different dreams, same guy...
On the run I meet a lycan, a pirate, and a mermaid. She causes a flood, and something floats by I just have to grab...
CAUTION: IMPLIED SEX
Money, power, race and gender don't stifle my friends who work as much as hierarchical structure...
I dreamed of speckled eggs, Caribbean drug traffickers and of almost drowning near a sinking boat...
I'm the First Lady. I have a dream that my husband's assassinated, and wake and try to warn him...
I see great towers rising into a fog zone--or is it another universe, with different rules? How do you draw both worlds?
Walking around my brother's farm, I met this goat with a human head. It seemed like he'd been playing with matches...
A dream-fable of lemons who are really orange-people infected by a spore turns out to be about me...
The goddess of the Cult of Clutter catches a little thief, and tastes her to see if she’s worthy...
I play the lovers in a teen romance: shy abused boy, insecure girl. But I get tired of the script, and...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
I fall in love with a dancing rabbit-girl doomed to be human dinner. How can I save her?
My friend’s mom is a witch-smeller, who judges apprentice shamans. But when a boy dreams he’s a crocodile, watch out!
After my mom's death, my dad starts dating again. He treats his dates like dirt. What can I do?
I interview my own metabolism. Trouble in Cellville! I've got strikers and usurpers. But at least no invaders...
My sister and I swim and wade round a weirdly shrunken Pacific, until, near Fiji, we reach the Drain...
Through twin gates of dream -- Dream-castles on the sea, lovely and lame -- A surfer of the San Andreas Fault
I'm going mad! I'm an insomniac trapped in a flat full of snoring writers and reporters...
I have to kiss a mess of cats. Fishy, but I'm not chicken. My real beef is with the humans watching...
I visit a Tibetan monastery with great cellphone reception from the gods. But all their calls are to help other people...
I'm trapped in a cutesy cartoon universe! Worse, to judge a beauty contest, I have to see past our style to our souls...
As I write a sad sex dream, a madman curls up fetally in the road outside my window. I put off calling 911 too long, and...
I'm a ghost watching future archeologists dig up a site of my people and get it so wrong...
In a city crawling across a marshy world, I find a detonating bomb frozen in a time-ball. Why do they bear this risk?
In a desert crawling with aliens who can absorb your mind, I propose a truce, and gain...
On the waterfront, I meet a seductive girl. Well, guy. Well, serial killer. Um, I think I'll leave now...
CAUTION: HOMOPHOBIA OR SURVIVAL INSTINCT?
Things start materializing in my house: first three tiny naked scientists and then an impossible fruit...
A children's performance of "Where the Wild Things Are" turns into a riot-orgy. Why do I think it's all about politics?
CAUTION: WILD THING ORGY
The jeweled fish over San Francisco grew and grew until it landed and they spoke the secret code to me...
George Bush leads a hill-tribe raid against the hill-tribe led by Osama bin Laden... and I'm stuck between...
CAUTION: ANTI-HEROES, POLITICAL PREDICTION
A new Eve asks the Time Commission to send her back to Ethiopia 45,000 years ago. But they're shy Moomintrolls, not humans...
On a volcano's rim, watching the lava fountains, I interview a huge blue alien bird who never planned to be a monk...
One wizardry-classmate summons strange beings; another's learned how not to. Some things should be avoided at rush hour...
In the hills above a polluted shore, I find hidden valleys with huge rare trees, and realize it's my choice...
A lecturer tries to help the homeless founder of Hamm's Beer, robbed by bankers. But the talk may harm more than help...