I struggle to write down a bizarre dream clearly and simply, but both pens and paper have mutated. Then a child prodigy explains “dreams don’t always want to be linear”...
An alien beach scene--as seen through eyes that see bodies' energy fields more than surface forms...
I fled a demon into a shadowy construction zone where an even worse telepathic lion-devil lured me in with soothing flattery. I woke shaking--and then things in my room began to move...
CAUTION: DEMONS, POLTERGEIST PHENOMENA
Weird paintings cover a hill town in Africa, demanding I paint them when I wake. Paintings on courage, flight... and defying tradition.
My best friend and I qualify for new bodies. The new me is taller, but poor Ken may take years adjusting to his new...
I was two-thirds of a love triangle, but I always lost out. Flying was some consolation...
CAUTION: RAT DEATH, EVIL WHALES AND ADULTERY
Malevolent artwork terrorizes my baby and me! What's to be done?...
A job as the only priest on an island colony sounded perfect, only I'm the wrong religion...
CAUTION: DOGMATISTS AND DEAD BIRDS TALKING
Painting an abstract watercolor, I drifted into trance, and found myself climbing a thorny slope. Had I gone wrong?
I searched rivers and lakes around the world for someone dead. But the living people I met were as strange as ghosts...
Such pressures there are on the sick to act well! I implore you, ignore them all...
CAUTION: EXPLODING TEACHER
I took my cellphone into the shower. I couldn't find the shampoo, and idly typed SHAMPOO in, and...
CAUTION: NOW YOU KNOW WHO STOLE YOUR ODD SOCKS
My neighborhood becomes a Huck Finn Eden after global warming turns it into a tropical island...
CAUTION: NUDITY, AMBITOPIA
At boot camp for sex slaves, a rapist makes me a surprisingly tempting offer. But it's really not about sex at all, is it?
CAUTION: ORAL SEX, OUTRAGEOUS COMPARISON
My teacher insists, "You'll be scared too, when you see it." But when he shows us humanity's greatest fear...
CAUTION: UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS
Honesty induces a joyful state with lucidlike powers. So I bike across the Lake of Time, open the book of my future, and see...
CAUTION: SEXY SKETCHES FROM THE FUTURE
I grew extra penises which bud off me like fruit. So I fry them up like sausages, and...
CAUTION: GENITALIA FOR LUNCH
At our commune's new house, pandemonium breaks out when our matriarch meets a spook. Can we live together in peace?
I keep dreaming of awkward but successful transitions into new life, and paint them all in one landscape...
An improvised painting-series exploring my obsession for Utopia--and your deafening silence...
CAUTION: IDEAS, FURRY NUDITY, THAT GOSH-DARN MODERN ABSTRACT ART
How did my bondage dream turn into a slot-machine jackpot? And what kind of change is pouring out?...
CAUTION: (CON)SENSUAL BONDAGE
I'm so sick of irony I decide to get my sense of irony surgically removed and replace it with...
CAUTION: PLAYING WITH FIRE
I'm a homeless elf. We're a persecuted minority group. I know I'm dreaming and try to change it but...
A woman in Tibet disassembles herself! A local god hires her spirit, but she uses the office equipment...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
My dentist (a Haitian Mafia leader) sends a message to my dad (also a Mafia don) by dental cruelty....
I'm a drug-addicted amateur dramatist. A fat balding businessman and I bring humanity back from extinction, but...
CAUTION: TORTURE (brief), ADVOCACY OF WAR, HUMAN EXTINCTION (offstage)
The clay came alive, shaped itself, started dancing...and mutating.
I cut off my own head! But I grew a new one. Only... what do I do now with my old head? It's starting to rot...
CAUTION: SELF-DISMEMBERMENT
While we're off at work, blind Ancestors come smash our homes--and we all take zombie vandal relatives for granted...
My mom hires a therapist who really goes for my throat! Why is she so desperate to make me lose my...
CAUTION: OVER-THE-TOP CONFRONTATION
Flying unicorns hang out with me and my friends, sending us dreams full of useful advice--and more concrete gifts...
I'm an anima. We rarely walk the day-world for long. When will I fade? Ignorance isn't bliss, it's paralysis...
Dreamwork takes discipline, but writing and painting dreams for others takes even more: courage!
In a museum full of spacetime-bubbles holding lost souls, the museum-goers are as weird as the exhibits...
Why couldn't Adam Smith (that fool Pandora) keep our glittering greed in the box asleep?
I was working in the library, talking to this woman who announced "I think I'll grow my horn now..."
Lions trap me in an African cave with only coffee, paper and pens! Is this what it takes to get me to write?
I keep feeling I'm a reincarnated rainforest creature just passing for human. When all I want is...
CAUTION: TOBACCO