I'm an initiate in a Sung Dynasty monastery. But I have no idea how far the hazing can go...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
A friend, stockpiling for Armageddon, makes me see that I value something peculiar: the knowledge of...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
I'm being hunted in Reincarnation Swamp, as I wonder if the glut of human bodies creates a soul shortage...
CAUTION: MYSTIC IDEAS
I meet the mermaid goddess of love in her pool, but when she advises me, I dispute one small point...
My friends destroy all my old films and give me a 'new' one--but it's from 1900! Then I wake to find...
We drive into a zone of perpetual night to see Sweet Melinda, but our time-path splits! Two lives at once?
I'm in an animal dance troupe, but wake to find I'm alone. For consolation, I eat at The Terrace, and meet...
I'm a fairy queen at the beach, chasing a girl who's a strong swimmer. Yep, she swims beyond the buoys...
CAUTION: BAD LESBIAN PUNS
I'm Hattie, a pregnant girl on a Lewis and Clark expedition. I miscarry, and they tell me...
The old cartoon character Gordo has another girlfriend. But his pets say he only loves the hunt, not her...
How my dad got onto the board of directors and made the organization his own...
Many kids have nightmares that their parents AREn't their real parents. I dreamed my parents ATE my parents..
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
I dreamed that I drew our dog and me mating, and then found the drawing on a gallery wall for all to see...
CAUTION: CARTOON BESTIALITY
Or view page by page: Cover, p.1, p.2, p.3, p.4, p.5, p.6, p.7, p.8, p.9, p.10, p.11, p.12, p.13, p. 14.
I'm three women who marry a unicorn, a goat philosopher, and a magic cat.. We form a commune, but the police quarantine us...
CAUTION: INTERSPECIES MARRIAGE, UNDERAGE SEX, and BAD COPS
What if your mind doesn't think it's yours? What if it's not so sure you're even a person?
The tale of a fawn named Fawn and her mom, a bank-robbing hippopotamus...
CAUTION: GLAMORIZES THIS ALARMING TREND
My cat keeps going into heat and sneaking out for sex with my godmother's pet crab, and...
CAUTION: SEX, BAD PUNS, CRABBINESS
I love Splinter, but her mom insists I got BOTH of them pregnant. Then I notice I'm pregnant too...
CAUTION: SEX, NAGGING
Idiotically, I bet I can escape an atomic bomb on my bike. Maybe if I ignore stoplights...
CAUTION: IRRESPONSIBLE WEAPONS USE
Our band's touring Titan. Road trip blues: diners, feuds, romances. Have I been chasing the wrong girl?
To reach the Peak of Happiness on the Isle of Dreams, I must pass four Perils--but they're all backwards...
CAUTION: RELIGIOUS NUTS, KNIVES, NUDE ALIENS, BACKWARD PLOT...
I dream of a being who uses her mane and tail to hide in plain sight, by breaking her image into bits...
A sexy dream-creature hides by splitting her body visually, her red mane and tail matching her background...
Hot air rises, right? So there's a monsoon from Hell, lifting souls. Lucky for us that gravity balances it...
I dreamed living in a body of flesh is like being trapped on a sinking cruise ship...
CAUTION: NUDITY (but she's just crying, not giving that guy a blowjob, okay?)
I get a job in China teaching bus-driving dogs how to fly. I don't know how. Luckily, the dogs...
Calvin Coolidge takes over the White House and invites his rich fossil friends over for a bath...
A figure study teaches me a lesson about the sexiness of brains. And about the unsexiness of no brains...
CAUTION: NUDITY; LIBELS ILLINOIS
I'm biking around a railroad switch-yard when I realize they're life-paths. People start following me out...
I fall in love with a sexy T. Rex at the Renaissance Faire. Then things get weird...
CAUTION: DINO ABUSE
I'm a cop's wife, having trouble with his need to protect me. He's hurt if I take too much initiative...
When I see two scary men on the trail, naturally, I swallow my skunk! I really don't recommend...
In a club, a new genderbending band. One singer gets me hot, but completely confused--for good reason...
CAUTION: SEXUAL SITUATIONS, GENDERBENDING
A witch-girl turned to a deer flees hell-hounds who just CAN'T get organized...
Partly based on the ancient cave painting "Le Sorcier", but here it may be the deer putting on human guise...
The Duke complains things just aren't what they were. As I hear what he liked, I'm increasingly...
My friend sleeps with an alien. He's ugly, but I don't care. What bothers me is how he eats bits of himself...
CAUTION: SEX, RECREATIONAL CANNIBALISM, PROSTITUTION, THE KITCHEN SINK
My best friend is a cat. Problem is, I'm a rare hawk--a Cat-Eater. I never, ever would, but...
I'm wrapping my heavy-metal eggs too slowly, so the Judges sink my car! I set out to get revenge...
I'm a heron working in the Civil Service. I want to blow the whistle, but then how would I support my...
CAUTION: BIRD-SLAVERY?
I dream I'm giving a friend a Tarot reading, and the card she picks for herself is one I've never seen:
I'm a shy woman in a truckstop town who learns why I don't fit in. But will I, among my real kin?...
Unshade trees are ugly. But my friends list their uses: casting shadows lighter than sunlight, keeping land clear of other trees, and the fruit. Fruit? WHAT fruit? Am I blind?
A rant on over-disciplined Americans (NOT under; we just think we are) taking up spiritual disciplines...
That broccoli business made the new pope controversial, but when he goes off to find his girlfriend...
CAUTION: CATHOLIC SACRILEGE I'M SURE
I live on Io. It's nicer than its photos. At least inside, where the oceans are--where I grow a second head...
The life-loop. A woman bears a child who grows up to become herself, who bears a child who...
CAUTION: SKETCHY NUDITY
A sudden image of a woman whose other lips not only talked, they wouldn't shut up. Worse yet, they...
CAUTION: NUDITY
Just a sketch one blue evening of a dragon in flight...
If this is a scene from a dream I haven't been able to trace it...
If artists do this with ink, what makes you think genetic engineers will do any better with real life?...
CAUTION: DON'T DO THIS AT HOME
Quail, spelunking again, finds ancient cave paintings of the Cult of the Fossil TV...
All I know about humans, I learned in psychodrama. I gawked as caterpillars grew wings. Except me...
I'm James Bond, fighting a plot by the fiendish Eight. But I'm captured and questioned. Of course I lie to the enemy: the senators of the Committee on Intelligence Activities. Till I see myself through their eyes...
CAUTION: SPY SEX, SPY MENTALITY
A world-mind I never really liked gets one thing right before it dies, and so I make my peace with it...
Clarence the sappy angel from IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, and Milton's Lucifer, noblest Devil of them all, land on Earth, offering treaties. Who to sign with? Clarence thinks we're perfect, and the Devil's a tinkerer, learning from failures. Failures like me, and my girlfriend Titania, the first android with a full range of feelings. Too bad one is the feeling she's fake...
I dreamed I saw what looked like an ink sketch by Dali of a horse--but I was dead wrong...
CAUTION: YUCK
Silicon Valley goes enthusiastically fascist. I hide in a berry patch. They build a shining world, and then...
In cave times, while the men were out hunting, it was the women who learned to paint the cave walls to summon...