Clarence the sappy angel from IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, and Milton's Lucifer, noblest Devil of them all, land on Earth, offering treaties. Who to sign with? Clarence thinks we're perfect, and the Devil's a tinkerer, learning from failures. Failures like me, and my girlfriend Titania, the first android with a full range of feelings. Too bad one is the feeling she's fake...
An invisible monster is eating my lettuce patch. It casts a huge blurry shadow, leaves footprints, but...
I was a lizard archeologist, a million years from now. What I dug up threatened my marriage...
I froze to death trying to climb an icy peak. But I try again, and this time, no holds barred. Wow, am I selfish! But alive...
I'm a hobbit in Silicon Valley, stalking Ring-wraiths down El Camino. But one of them's stalking me...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE, MADNESS?
I'm a raft guide on a circular river that may just be reincarnation. One of my tour group jumps ship: she's scared of the white water of rocky relationships ahead...
CAUTION: METAPHYSICS, SEX, WEAK SOULS...
A love poem to the black mare who kept appearing in my dreams, and finally married me...
CAUTION: SEX TALK
My sister and I get into an argument about different kinds of incest, in embarrassing circumstances...
CAUTION: POST-ORGY HYPOCRISY
I try to fly in my birdsuit before I have feathers! Can I? Starring the cast of Three's Company...
CAUTION: LAME SEXUAL INNUENDO TYPICAL OF THREE'S COMPANY
R.D. Laing gives two examples of dream-spillage suggesting it's not passive but playful...
Like a long molecule floating in darkness, this dream creature could loop and link to itself...
CAUTION: SURREAL HORSE NUDITY, LANGUAGE
The true story of the very first tree-hugger. Not Kerouac! You'll never guess. In fact, you'll say it's impossible...
The same night I learn of the Kerouac Tree, a wise old man shows me the world's fair. Not the event...
I'm from a race of self-policing psychics, starting to wonder if we've created our own Inquisition...
I'm the Incredible Hulk, forced to do emergency brain surgery. And the patient's burning from within...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE AND UNLICENSED MEDICINE
In spring the young allergic longs for the lusty world but cannot join the All-Orgy...
Sort of a psychedelic scribbly version of Henri Rousseau's pictures of flute players in the jungle...
Every year, as Americans get fatter, the fashion gets thinner (and I look more normal)...
I didn't even think of "windbag" since it didn't talk a bit. That bag was all action--full of flying magic...
I was a sheltered girl till I entered my family's secret ancestral vault. I didn't expect to meet...
Why's Jade the bitter artist throw me at her happier, calmer daughter? Wait, is Jamie the new ME?
CAUTION: SEX
After trying "the Interpretation of Dreams," I meet Floyd Freud, who's attracted to the neo-Nazis...
CAUTION: INSULTS THE MEMORY OF A GREAT GUY
In the richest regions of the sea, dead stuff wells up to meet the light. Do we have similar zones?
A poem comparing ESP to having neutrino detectors for eyes: you can't see surfaces, just fusion-cores...
The pecking order (goring order?) of cows explains why our leaders stink...
Why'd a spirit-woman come to our reservation to mourn a drowned guy? Her mirrors & candles tell us...
Time-travel the Navaho way! But our bread-pipe gets hijacked, so we call the Bird. Who shows up, all right...
CAUTION: NON-STANDARD SAVIOR, EVIL DREAM PUNS
An elephant sinks in the North Sea, and the Oracle Mink says a wizard did it. Can old Lady Gandalf help?
My boyfriend's a student in an exotic monastery. But under his robe, he's gotten a bit exotic himself...
CAUTION: SEXUAL DREAM
Radar O'Reilly's teddy bear is stolen. He builds spy-planes to find it. One morning the camp wakes to find...
After the revolution, I rule. But I get out of touch. So I throw a party and invite me, myself and I...
I'm an intelligent rabbit in an alphamale's harem, organizing a feminist movement...
My sister and I are runaways, developing psychic powers. A cult of fish-selling witches wants to use us...
CAUTION: SIBLING INCEST, SPELL ABUSE
I met an elfin girl who's tattooed realistic vaginas all over her body, as... decoys? For she has...
CAUTION: NUDITY, TATTOOS, TABOOS...
I fall in love, defying dwarf-tossers and Toulouse-Lautrec, till I become a time-traveling bunny...
CAUTION: SEX, SIZE DISCRIMINATION AND SLANDER
A woman's stalked by a clay monster that eats heads. But it has a proposition for both of us...
CAUTION: CANNIBAL MONSTER
The Prime Minister of England breaks my nose, so I become a flock of squirrels to seek revenge. Should I let go?
A bizarre little dream proving just how physical the impact of a dream is on the body...
I'm forced to become Time Pilgrim, warning history of the dangers of community--indeed, of unity...
A woman says she's being stalked, but it's her own poltergeist! Her therapist makes her reach for it...
I help a mutant boy find others like him, and learn why some prayers are ungrantable...
A jaundiced dream of an art show that spelled out just how deeply I reject the rules behind modern art...
A grassy hill in a picture suddenly looked like Big Hair, so I tried to grow a body that fit that 'do...
A tribute to Hiroshige's moonlit landscape prints of the lonely roads of old Japan...
Meditation's hard for me; I expect to turn on instantly, like a lamp plugged into Enlightenment...
I was a mermaid summoning a great storm to carry my love to me--and my love was a red sea-mare...
A sea-scape somewhat in the style of Edvard Munch: midnight-sun madness with a hint of suicide...
At the time I didn't even notice the pun...
A sphinx with equine traits; probably a precursor of the Krelkin, a sphinxlike alien who befriended me later...
Dream-inspired landscape with herons and wild horses in a vaguely Japanese style...
Vesta are animal guardians of the land. This isn't a portrait of a vesta, but how I see when I AM one...
I was rather afraid of red before this. The first hint someone different was starting to emerge inside me...
I die young, to get it over with, like chickenpox. As I slowly revive, I face bias against the dead. So..
Three dream-reactions to a (real) psychic experiment that went badly awry...
I dreamed I returned to a childhood park and found mostly ruin. But one magical thing survived...
I was cartooning with a headache. It took over and started drawing for me...
The artcops search-and-destroy our flying band, and my wings are shorn. But ten years later, songless, apathetic, I climb through my TV--and the women of Vietnam show me a new way to fly...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, ATTITUDE, ALTITUDE
My dream characters aged and tamed until they sit in a genteel Victorian flat. Then a wolf rappels in...
I like bad taste. Taste always tasted like another Anglo conspiracy to keep me from having fun...
Monet is over 100 now, living in an art colony. I visit him, but my parents come along. Bad idea...
After seeing 'Rear Window', Grace Kelly and I are wolf children in a pack that's quickly evolving into...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE, CHILD SEXUALITY, WOLF-SLANDER
A living camera edits us all: the dappled hawk-man, the slutty candidate, the blue businessmen who give such bad advice when you pull the thorns from their feet. And my sweet sad hell-hound...
I meet William F. Buckley and his beloved pet pig. Only the hog's a live H-Bomb, and the leash is a trigger...
CAUTION: REPULSIVE GUY, REPULSIVE PET, REPULSIVE ISSUE
I'm kissed by the Holy Aardvark, but my bond with my dad is strained by ESP he can't accept...
I was a 30ish woman discovering that my chronic pelvic inflammation was from childhood molestation...
CAUTION: MOLESTATION IN DREAM-PAST
I'm Coyote, keeping the Business Prophet from taking over Dante's Peak. But it turns too personal...
CAUTION: IDIOTIC VIOLENCE
I was a coyote climbing Mt Dante, to defend the Pajamas of Instant Transportation from Mr. Dictator...
I'm in a department store trying on clothes when I notice there's a large zucchini growing from my crotch...
CAUTION: SQUASHY PENIS, ICKY RECIPE
My sister's beautiful; I'm plain. When she's murdered, I ride into the Interface Desert, where worlds meet...
A friend buys a frozen used Pope, to navigate her starship with Papal infallibility. Call me a Luddite, but..
CAUTION: SACRILEGIOUS PUN
A shy woman's belt slowly comes alive, but like most snakes, it has weak eyes. Would glasses help?...
This picture does not actually contain any authentic boston beans, just Hieronymus Boschton b...
I was just sketching figures in the extreme (iconic?) stances they get in when they dance...