I try to fly in my birdsuit before I have feathers! Can I? Starring the cast of Three's Company...
CAUTION: LAME SEXUAL INNUENDO TYPICAL OF THREE'S COMPANY
Would the Revolutionaries in the Basement really blow up the Committee of Idealists upstairs?
CAUTION: MAD BOMBERS, OR AT LEAST GRUMPY ONES
I'm a wizard chasing crooked politicians in a big city. They have a car, I hop a trolley, only on the astral plane it's a giant blue millipede, and...
CAUTION: RECKLESS DRIVING, THEFT OF PUBLIC MILLIPEDE
A centaur divorces, into a unicorn and an unfinished faun-girl, who argue "Forward!" "Not ready!"...
CAUTION: TRANSPARENT BREASTS
After my mom's death, my dad starts dating again, while I hide out and wince. Can't I do anything positive?
A sentent factory shows me a genetic future where the Deer Party agitates for liberty, equality and fertility. Where I learn that I too may not be human...
I'm running along a freeway, pacing a cheetah. But the kittens can't keep up...
In a parallel world, a visionary's building the first plane only now. I'm his assistant. But I don't WANT...
A dragon's daughter seeking her inheritance defies a sneaky dragon-realtor out to own the world...
I'm the Incredible Hulk, forced to do emergency brain surgery. And the patient's burning from within...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE AND UNLICENSED MEDICINE
I signed a prenatal agreement for weird, uneven luck to turn my life toward art and spirit. I want to broaden it, but I've lost the contract! So my spirit wife Silky sets out to find it...
My lesbian twin, who lives in the unemployment line, falls in love with a pushy moose from Brooklyn...
CAUTION: INEPT SEX
My car's idling too fast. After hours of diagnosis, I notice a foot's on the gas! Only it's not MY foot...
or new comics version, 770K; 1995/10/12, a comic dream with a serious warning.
I was the first woman made High Commissioner of Baseball. One day a team of mutants begs a franchise...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, BAD TEAMWORK, HORNY BEES
Freddy has plans for me and Telly Savalas's daughter... but what can he lure us with? What do we want?
Our team acquires unnoticeability, and sets out to free the Hick from the Submerged Court. But is that wise?
Gandhi and I must run barefoot across a burning racetrack miles wide... the Ascetic Desert?
In the Garden of the Gods, I sit through sun and rain. For the gods aren't the gardeners, but the crop...
My friend Linda and I are walking in the Castro, when a tourist girl jams her tongue in Linda's mouth...
CAUTION: SERIOUS TONGUE
I win a starship from the hostile Ghostmaster; in space I gain the confidence to confront him, and find...
I live in an asylum for fragile psychics. When one man over-uses his talent, he compulsively eats glass...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
I was so lonely the potheads on Haight looked good. I dreamed I had the Golden Key, but under a cheap sodium streetlamp, ALL my keys looked gold! Then I met true gold: a woman meditating until she shone...
CAUTION: NUDITY, HAIGHT ST DECADENCE AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE
In a Hopi underworld, I find even lucid dreaming can't cure guilt and grief over losses yet to come...
I crash my car on the way to therapy. I ask my dream why. And it tells me! Deliberate, but not suicidal...
A poor planet with one city. Urban technocrats and hick ecologists have conflicting development models...
CAUTION: TOO REAL TO BE FUN
My relatives call me a blonde bimbo and won't give me my inheritance, so I take drastic steps...
CAUTION: MORAL HAIRSPLITTING
Shepherding a group of cityfolks through an alien wilderness, I need a werewolf's help. So why do I lie?
I'm a blonde gameshow bimbo. Each week, I'm beaten up. Ha ha ha! But my bruises are real. At last, I...
CAUTION: GAMESHOW FROM HELL
I'm on Mars. The terraforming is going well. Then saboteurs set off a laserbomb in the street near me...
CAUTION: TERRORISM
Lunar terraforming lags behind Mars; a global ice storm hits, like the early days. But the future...
I'm Emily Dickinson reborn in 2100 as a peaceful breeder of hydroponic lilies, till my dad drafts me as an Arctic energy-prospector, where I meet a ghost, a fiery Beast, a new me, and the girl of my dreams...
CAUTION: QUEER-POSITIVE, NUDE PROSPECTORS, GNOMIC DICKINSON QUOTES
Deep in the caves, a Voice announces I've gone as far as the human mind can stand. But ahead, I see...
I'm a shaman in Nunavut who shows a rubber lizard and his foxy niece that reparations have limits...
Lifespans are growing, but do we incorporate that into our life-planning? Oh, hell, do I plan at ALL?
I dreamed I slowly climbed out of guilty longing to an exciting climax on the Escalator of Love...
CAUTION: CARTOON SEX, NUDITY, GENDER POLITICS
I'm cold and dark and disoriented! What am I doing wrong? Nothing--I'm just halfway to Alpha Centauri...
Everyone has a personal moon. At first, mine disappointed me, till a bard dumped his trash on it, and...
It takes time to build yourself out of found objects and trash...
Before I was born, I set up this life to learn loneliness, boredom and fear. Good move, soul! No vacations?
While conducting a census of fairies in Golden Gate Park, I fall in love with an abused oriole-angel, and we try to heal each other...
CAUTION: AWKWARD SEX
On my bad days, as I'm shackled to the wall of my illness or shyness...
When Perissa, an exhibitionistic centaur, bares her body in a crowded Coliseum, she also bares a racist plot...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, SPECISM
Monet is over 100 now, living in an art colony. I visit him, but my parents come along. Bad idea...
Time-hopping through centuries, I learn how slow deep social change is. How we cling to our worldviews!
Why wait for the Rapture when you can use a chinup machine and raise yourself off that cross?...
CAUTION: NUDE PSEUDO-CRUCIFIXION, SACRILEGIOUS SELF-HELP
My sister hoists us up to the Goddess's country too early, or too late: the ice is thawing, treacherous...
I'm a raft guide on a circular river that may just be reincarnation. One of my tour group jumps ship: she's scared of the white water of rocky relationships ahead...
CAUTION: METAPHYSICS, SEX, WEAK SOULS...
I'm a faun, the oracle for a Greek village. But my predecessor set up rituals I want to change...
CAUTION: SEX, PAGANISM, SELF-SATYRE
My anima Silky plans to kill a man who hurt her. Instead, we make them re-enact it, with variations...
When I see two scary men on the trail, naturally, I swallow my skunk! I really don't recommend...
Business solved the problem of cheap foreign labor: slavery's legal again. So our firm buys cheap losers...
A girl lies dreaming in the street; no one can wake her. At last I yell "Face it, she's dead!" But is she? I never try a kiss...
Infected glass-cuts scar the vegan alligators in the park. As part of a cleanup, I'm told to EAT one...
A dance classmate asks a bizarre question that haunts me. That night I dream I'm suicidal--nearly kill myself. Then I'm shown the flow of human development--the same pattern, from souls to civilizations! Eddies and knots recur, but each time, the challenges get more spiritual. I wake up stunned. Then I learn what a shaman I know just dreamed... and now I'm unsure whose dream this is..
CAUTION: IDEAS
As I reread decades of my dreams, I see Jung was right: even in times of chaos, soul-work goes calmly on...
A great war shrinks to wrestling, then hopping from page to page! Once they were worlds to me, but now...
I'm a hot archeology student till I open the wrong tomb. A plague turns us into green moldy monsters...
CAUTION: DISEASE, DEATH, GRIEF, SHAME
Half our religion-founders were just one guy coming back till he got it right. Well, practice makes perfect...
Chased by purple squid from Jupiter, I seek refuge with a guru the Goddess recommends for me...
My wound's taped up, but hurts bad. I peel off the bandage... nothing! Gone. So I check my other body...
The card of fatigue and rest. Tarot's so primal--never a dull moment. Well, take a break...
I'm in Theremin's lab, around 1930, trying to play one of his experimental instruments. Why won't it work?
Silicon Valley goes enthusiastically fascist. I hide in a berry patch. They build a shining world, and then...
I'm climbing a tower, as my dad, Apollo, drunk, throws bottles at me from the top, breaking bones...
CAUTION: DENIAL ABOUT ALCOHOLISM
A glamorous heiress casts a spell that spills over, so I can have anyone I see! But who DO I see?...
In a future society, I'm deliberately, permanently paralyzed. Yet my home-grown treatment has an effect...
Ballerina Joan Brady quit, but ten years later, returned. Her body rejuvenated! So what can MINE do?
I'm a lean loose cheetah who works best in short bursts and long rests. I overwork when I get too human...
An invisible monster is eating my lettuce patch. It casts a huge blurry shadow, leaves footprints, but...
I'm Pete Townshend of the Who, climbing stubbornly out of Hell by noticing what I don't want...
I'm a hardboiled detective wincing as I grill a meek little psychic (who might just be me) about embarrassing subjects like unicorns, and love...
CAUTION: A UNICORN WHO MAKES EVEN THE COPS BLUSH
I wake up praying for love--and then realize my wish is contradictory, and revise it to...
I dreamed of a dragon-woman on a reef. She was my guardian, but she let me drown! She had her reasons...
CAUTION: SCALY NUDITY