I was a pregnant dancer on the Fertility Goddess's new TV show, but I was mad at her...
I asked my dreams why my back hurt. They told me: pregnancy, marsupial pouches, snapping turtles...
I’ll win a house if I can survive a night in the Haunted Pavilion! But it turns out I’ve been here before--before I was born...
CAUTION: GHOST ORGY
I'm just old enough to recall forests of fishbones and dragonflies on every roof...
I'm trapped in a TV documentary on nuclear war! Better dive through a TV screen and find a safe sitcom...
The first thing any beginner does with a paint program is behead someone. Why?
CAUTION: PAINFUL SPLINTERS
I face a barrage of deadly challenges out of every action film I've seen and every game I've ever played...
I win a prize on a gameshow, but collecting is another story, since the show is run from Hell...
I'm a slave dancer. I run for it, and make it over the border. But my owner comes looking for me...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SLAVE SOCIETY
From a paleolithic doodle--an early self-portrait rebelling against my gender, and trying on beauty...
On TV, the first Jungian anima to leave the unconscious is granting an interview. But the questions are...
I'm a blonde gameshow bimbo. Each week, I'm beaten up. Ha ha ha! But my bruises are real. At last, I...
CAUTION: GAMESHOW FROM HELL
A TV crew invades the house, setting up for a special. I didn't expect to see a president on the work crew...
Quail, spelunking again, finds ancient cave paintings of the Cult of the Fossil TV...
I'm autistic; a TV host encourages me and another autistic kid to have sex on the air...
CAUTION: UNDERAGE SEX ON NATIONAL TV; SERIOUS FINGER-POINTING
The traditional figure is blindfolded, holding two crossed swords. I used crossed TV antennae...
A "friend" gives me her TV. Turns out there's a small-minded devil in it who cheats on all his deals...
Our landlady was a friend, but now breaks her word, ups our rent. Talk, compromise, or rent strike?
Blondie Wiggle builds a Video Igloo. But I'm allergic--TV kills me! A BAD omen for our video project...
CAUTION: TV KILLS (BUT YOU KNEW THAT)
Our dilemma is, now that we have the power to get what we want... what exactly was it we wanted?