In a dark void, a bizarre six-armed fur named Shandra is tied up in phone cords. A phone rings, and Shandra coolly says...
CAUTION: TELECOMMUNICATIONS BONDAGE?
Alpine deer-hamsters, pigs, birds, children, even fundamentalists' daughters grow up and want to fly free...
In one long night I hike out of Frustration Hell, to Inner-Freedom Heaven...
A burglar-girl and I spy on the neighbors together and we learn a weird Zen lesson on commitment...
CAUTION: SEX TALK
My friend F. was with a child in a garden, but every move the child made was controlled by a weird figure behind her...
I search for family skeletons, but then a talking plant on TV inspires me to seek the sun and fly free. But certain velociraptors and barbarian swordswomen object...
CAUTION: DUELS, FISH ABUSE, THE F-WORD
As I wrote a poem on Caliban, I dream I’m him: taken to Shakespeare’s England, shown as a freak, I must escape to save Miranda and Prospero from assassins...
Can our interracial family survive? Not just cultural conflict, but our instincts clash around sex--and incest...
CAUTION: SEX, INCEST ISSUES, DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
I was the new girl among richer students, then my adult self among snobs, then a schoolgirl again--always craving freedom...
A woman's stalked by a clay monster that eats heads. But it has a proposition for both of us...
CAUTION: CANNIBAL MONSTER
I was a wild mare in heat, torn between longing for sex, touch, love...and the fear of being tamed.
CAUTION: HORSE FRUSTRATION
My foxy lover teases and tempts, but I can't let him into the patio for fear he'll hurt the rabbits…
CAUTION: UNFUNNY BUNNY PUNS
Hong Kong's not devolving to China, but to Faerie. As governor, I have to defend human rights, so...
Coyote's pagan parody of the Christian Lord's prayer. Well, actually, it's kind of sweet..
CAUTION: SACRILEGE, ESPECIALLY THE BIT ABOUT TEMPTATION
We were as if brother and sister of old in the desert land; they sold us in slavery together before this life had begun...
I meet a nice werewolf in a hall of past-life junk, so sharp and rusty we dare not play...
A sentent factory shows me a genetic future where the Deer Party agitates for liberty, equality and fertility. Where I learn that I too may not be human...
I built a sex-maze to reprogram businesspeople, but I only grasp its meaning when I fuck City Hall...
CAUTION: SEX, LANGUAGE, POLITICS
Our Appalachian town revolts against fundamentalists, but brainwashing takes time to undo...
CAUTION: SEX AND INJUSTICE
I dreamt I dreamt a friend poisoned me. I "woke" and slew him in fury. But guilt gnawed me. I confessed and was due to hang...
CAUTION: NOT A CALM GUY
Dinner with Dracula goes well, considering, except for the mayonnaise. But suddenly I'm drowning! People don't see or hear me. Am I a ghost, am I dead or alive? And how would anyone notice?
I meet two women in dream-prison. One's a giant, one a miniature. A fairy? She says, 'No, I'm..."
The Emperor of the Galaxy can't publish his anti-slavery book as himself, so he quits to become a slave...
Goaded by a green spirit of envy, an Ice Age sorceror kidnaps Adam's Eve, with alarming results for human evolution...
I'm trapped in a TV documentary on nuclear war! Better dive through a TV screen and find a safe sitcom...
I'm the daughter of a mortal doctor working in Faerie as it faces social upheaval (and I look for a decent date...)
In ancient Britain, as Christianity moves in, I'm a slave--sailing through centuries, but never free...
A doe I meet is as horny and shy as me. We're similar: torn between desire and fear...
Then I meet a slacker succubus. She may just let herself get seduced toward freedom...
CAUTION: SEX
That levitating bear's not tightrope-walking--she rides a goat strung like soap-on-a-rope. A goat that's me! I'm eating...
CAUTION: UGH!
I meet William Blake! He says "The will is given us that we may know the delights of surrender." While in my bedroom...
On the Night Train out of my small-town life, I meet the town rebel. But she's misplaced her tongue...
CAUTION: PETTING; UNNERVING TONGUE
In our mutant future, a lovely horse-tailed four-armed girl sings her heart out--as clubgoers ignore her...
CAUTION: NUDE CABARET
After a trip to a failing mall, an old Grateful Dead song haunts my dreams. Mall and song are opposite political poles...
CAUTION: HIPPIE POLITICS
It's nice hearing everyone praise my sex crimes, but I need to pull the dog from the golden horn...
CAUTION: SEX, LANGUAGE (OBVIOUSLY), GENERAL WEIRDNESS
Shipwrecked and claimed as salvage on Crete, Ed the writer became a dishwashing slave! In contrast, Marie the musician...
Forced to turn gladiator, I learn these slaves think our free world outside is just another game...
I'm on a women's sports team, and I should be in paradise. But I want more; not love exactly, but...
My parents pray for my success, and arrange a great learning opportunity for me. Really.
I live in an asylum for fragile psychics. When one man over-uses his talent, he compulsively eats glass...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
I'm an orphan shapeshifter enslaved by a gold-eating monster. But I meet a cat-girl with a hammer...
CAUTION: BAD FOSTER-DAD; CAPITALIST MONSTER; VIOLENCE TO INNOCENT VENDING MACHINES
A rabbit shaman orders his apprentice to drape dead hedgehogs round her neck til she bleeds. Ow! Why? Well...
CAUTION: FURRY NUDITY, ABUSIVE MENTOR
I'm a heron working in the Civil Service. I want to blow the whistle, but then how would I support my...
CAUTION: BIRD-SLAVERY?
I'm a slave, a scribe in the house of a Captain of the New Aztec Empire, when he brings home a wife...
CAUTION: SLAVE SOCIETY, SEX, SPOUSAL ABUSE/NEGLECT
I'm a psychopath in a prison for the insane. But I fall in love, and change. Blunt honesty fuels the change...
I'm a slave dancer. I run for it, and make it over the border. But my owner comes looking for me...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SLAVE SOCIETY
I'm a lab animal who discovers voice software and creates a personal zine, testifying for our rights...
A woman in prison loves her counselor, but she's a barely literate hooker--she knows he won't love her back...
I feel a drag, and take off my safety belt. I find I've been towing an invisible buggy with two men in it...
How Terri Garr the cat-woman finally escapes Anorexic Prison, and what happened to the baseball glove...
A prisoner's allowed to see his middle-class lover only in a seedy bar by the jail. But she likes the place...
CAUTION: THE JOYS OF SLUMMING
One boring lonely day, I meet a cute teenage bunny who wants to play with me! But half an hour later…
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, INTERSPECIES FLIRTING, AND LOSS
Twice a condemned man's wife dreamt of a key hidden in rubble below a wall. The second time she went out and found it...
I'm a blonde gameshow bimbo. Each week, I'm beaten up. Ha ha ha! But my bruises are real. At last, I...
CAUTION: GAMESHOW FROM HELL
I'm a sexy singing beast, the Krelkin, trying to lure the Reading Man out of his Moral Kiosk...
CAUTION: NUDE CREATURES
This big red rabbit in a straitjacket was chasing me through a big gothic mental asylum. Scared me silly...
Alli/Tip is lured/tricked into a pen full of women, and tries to get out by repeating "Let me pass!"...
Lions trap me in an African cave with only coffee, paper and pens! Is this what it takes to get me to write?
At the zoo, Archer's friend found the tigers caged but the lions roaming free. The reason? Lions fear hell, but tigers...
At the end of my long, tiresome tour of Hell, it's feeding time in the cage of the Manson cult...
CAUTION: SO MEAT REALLY IS MURDER!
An un-jealous wind lifts me above the San Francisco hills, so I can hunt for my love: the Muse...
My dad's new wife is a collie. Naturally, she wants a prosthetic arm. But she has no site to bind it to...
CAUTION: BREAST-OBSESSED BUSINESSMAN, DOG WIFE
The Agile Beasts build traps to catch the Moth Monsters; but the Moths may build traps to retaliate...
I'm a mouse with a protest banner saying "FREEDOM!", having a slight argument with a cat...
I dreamed I was trapped in the maze of my pacifist vegetarian feminist anarchist eco-conscience...
I'm a sexy monster, but my sister sells me to the Devil as his bride...
CAUTION: SEXY CREATURE, ROTTEN SISTER
What if your mind doesn't think it's yours? What if it's not so sure you're even a person?
J. Edgar Hoover, founder of the FBI, stages a coup. Do we accept him as dictator, or nuke Washington?
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
On my bad days, as I'm shackled to the wall of my illness or shyness...
In a museum full of spacetime-bubbles holding lost souls, the museum-goers are as weird as the exhibits...
Time-hopping through centuries, I learn how slow deep social change is. How we cling to our worldviews!
I'm in the Magellanic Clouds, an ambassador to the energy-beings who rule them. Or am really their... pet?
Calmly, I watch a girl trapped in a lab try to escape, and die; and watch a man lose his head to a hungry thing...
CAUTION: GRUESOME
I face two gunmen fleeing an invasion of dragons I support--since I'm a dragon inside. But dragons are more humane than humans...
In a Scythian church, a painting says "Little St Bridget was bound so hard that when they released her she flew"...
Our starship signs up a strange new woman whose quirks turn out to be the effects of slavery...
CAUTION: SEX, ABUSE ISSUES
For years the Sea-Wolf enslaved me. He said I had to fight him and win to be free. I'm ready at last...
Reactionaries smash a paper. To rebuild, the editor must sell tiki carvings! But gods don't LIKE being sold...
CAUTION: MORAL QUANDARY
The army breeds smart animals. Scientists fear they'll upset ecosystems. No one speaks for the creatures...
CAUTION: DIRECT ACTION
One night I had to sleep above a cheese shop. I dreamt I was trapped in a huge cheese, as a horde of rats gnawed...
CAUTION: YOU ARE LUNCH
My sisters get bored with the game of power, so I watch TV instead. But it melts, and a huge terrifying figure rises...
I love what dancers look like, seen over time, in strobe photos. Like weird undersea growths...
WARNING: NAKED CATS
I'm teaching in a wizard's college near Mt Shasta when one astral world decides to occupy another...
I'm a Japanese pearldiver; our family's cast away on a coral islet. One day, lonely, scared, I cast away fear...
Robert Bly's books on men and mentors provoke a dream of co-opted Star Trek captains and rebellious midgets...
CAUTION: IF YOU LIKE BLY...
I'm in an alternate-history American Revolution with Silky, a black mare. We sail for Europe as diplomats...
At boot camp for sex slaves, a rapist makes me a surprisingly tempting offer. But it’s really not about sex at all, is it?
CAUTION: ORAL SEX, OUTRAGEOUS COMPARISON
Stolen by the Fairy Queen, I'm made nurse to her great project: creating life! But her synthetic baby is...
Business solved the problem of cheap foreign labor: slavery's legal again. So our firm buys cheap losers...
As Mars demands independence from Earth, Jovians enslave us all! Now freedom-fighting is personal...
Our ranch has arsonist neighbors who call the cops and blame us for it! Meanwhile, my friend dreams...
In a desert crawling with aliens who can absorb your mind, I propose a truce, and gain...
Two realities pester me like big spoiled babies to care for their mythic figures, till I go on shamanic strike...
I wake amnesic in a cabin in Alaska, in a dress printed with self-putdowns. I track down who cursed me...
Deep down in the strata inside you, gems lie waiting in the dark. Waiting for this child to dig them free...
At the Dream Circus, a grumpy little greenish Scotsman rode a sulky, pulled by a playful black horse who...
I dreamed I was the Spirit of Mexico: a winged coyote flying around Sonora howling at the moon...
Well, Tarzan and Jane are living in suburbia now, but though Tarzan's given up so much, Jane complains...
I was flying through a huge space habitat with ten chambers and thousands of people unaware they were caged...
A toxic site in Silicon Valley isn't a chemical spill, but angry ghosts, killed in a camp and forgotten...
CAUTION: THE CAMP TURNS OUT TO BE REAL
Gunmen held me hostage in a grand hall; at last they shot me. Next day came news of the Moscow Theater hostage crisis...
I'm a tiger from Planet Cat, visiting Earth to run in San Francisco's "Bay to Breakers" race. I knew racial tensions were high, but why is William S. Burroughs out to kill me? Oh. Because...
I loyally served a demon who punished me until at last he sent me to hell. And STILL I didn't rebel...
CAUTION: BLOODY ABUSE
The government quietly ends all taxes and services in a small town just to see what'll happen...
I'm on an alien world inside the minds of two women and a child struggling with moral choices in a civil war...
CAUTION: DEATH, LOSS
A man mocks the turtle he caught, calling it "inept"--what's an adept turtle, then? I distract the guy while it...
I'm half Anglo, half Kwakiutl. My uncle the shaman died, but he still wants to teach me his medicine...
I try to make beauty, try to be beauty, but all the while, this voice keeps snickering...
Disguised as a literary troll, I spy on the Neo-Nazis, but it can't last: I ate a magic herb, and I'm growing...
In a future society, I'm deliberately, permanently paralyzed. Yet my home-grown treatment has an effect...
In our cult, we lie in vats of goo till we grow wings. But we're feared more than we knew...
CAUTION: A SPECIST LYNCH MOB, NAKED IN SCHOOL, LESBIAN FEELINGS, OBSCENE CARROT
Blondie Wiggle builds a Video Igloo. But I'm allergic--TV kills me! A BAD omen for our video project...
CAUTION: TV KILLS (BUT YOU KNEW THAT)
I go half-mad and massacre a whole cult, till my gun manifests stigmata: a gory miracle. Then I'm one of the cult members, struggling to ignore the Voice of God pushing all us mortals to murder in His name.
I woke up haunted, and wondered for weeks what this was about... until the Waco Massacre.
CAUTION: CREEPY VIOLENCE, CREEPY GOD, CREEPY PREDICTION
I'm an intelligent rabbit in an alphamale's harem, organizing a feminist movement...
My personality is borderline multiple: they veto and sabotage each other if not consulted first via dreams...
I'm Pete Townshend of the Who, climbing stubbornly out of Hell by noticing what I don't want...
When my friends and I learn to fly, all of Middle Earth turns against us! Fleeing from Saruman's army, I bonk my head, exposing the backstage truth about our world...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE, DOOM, PHYSICS! YODA IN THE TUB!
I was bodiless but trapped. All I could see were these moving wires. Whenever a knot drifted by...
CAUTION: MADNESS, TORMENT, TELEPATHY, SEXUAL REBELLION
A castle of witches in Europe. Persecuted for centuries, they're wary. Can I find a good witch to love?
CAUTION: PAGANS CRIPPLED BY SIEGE MENTALITY...
Emily Dickinson ties up a worm she mistrusts. Bad move! It grows into a talking snake with a score to settle...
Our dilemma is, now that we have the power to get what we want... what exactly was it we wanted?