Another Army nightmare suddenly switched gears! My enemy kissed me, and we started doing every kind of sex...
CAUTION: GAYS IN THE ARMY? DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!
No matter who I dream I am, twin secret agents dog me, eating my soup, playing my games...
CAUTION: EGREGIOUS PHILOSOPHY
Giant snakes chased me, but I went lucid, turned and slew one. As I woke, the snakes were crying. So I re-entered the dream and...
CAUTION: SNAKES, BEHEADING, REHEADING
I'm a girl being stalked. I take drastic measures--scrunch up the universe and shake it out! And is THAT enough?
CAUTION: ANXIETY, GUILT, THE POSSIBLE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE
My evil twin, Boris Badenov, wants $8000 or else. I ask my dreams for a solution, and get one...
The Hunt of the Unicorn (yeah, guess who I am), as I fly through the worlds fighting Reaganism...
CAUTION: MOCKS THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR
A woman's stalked by a clay monster that eats heads. But it has a proposition for both of us...
CAUTION: CANNIBAL MONSTER
I'm Coyote, keeping the Business Prophet from taking over Dante's Peak. But it turns too personal...
CAUTION: IDIOTIC VIOLENCE
In the far future, I relive Odysseus' tale. To save my life I must give up realistic hope, and focus on...
CAUTION: CANNIBAL MONSTERS
A witch-girl turned to a deer flees hell-hounds who just CAN'T get organized...
A serial killer stalks our office, and our bosses deny it. When we defend ourselves, things turn weird...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
My hunting license won’t let me legally shoot a giraffe or ibex, but I do bag a prime Macy’s salesman...
CAUTION: LICENSE TO KILL
"But what is wrong with my friends' faces? Why have they changed that way to wood?"
Egyptian archeologists dig up a living god. He sees us as dolls to play with, but we've grown up...
CAUTION: GOD AS A RAPIST
Hide and seek on an alien world ends in a sexy encounter--and a startling insight on BELIEF...
CAUTION: SEX
A fairy woman and a mortal man? Can't work! They're flighty, we're crude. Doomed, right? Well, some people are so sure of it they decide to help things along a bit. Or a lot...
Patagia dreams she fakes a Hindu rite, provoking Electra to dream she fakes leadership in a band of refugees. Or are they faking?
I'm a monster working in a shopping mall in Stockton, California, when I smell smoke...
CAUTION: FILM NOIR SEX
My Cambodian village was burned, my family murdered. At 12, I was the oldest survivor; I led a band of kids toward the border...
I'm an alien castaway, hiding my wings. But Earth feels like home now! If I could fly here, would I stay?
Demons of fire invade the house, and the Voice of Truth says they can't be killed. What would you do?
I win a starship from the hostile Ghostmaster; in space I gain the confidence to confront him, and find...
My friend Gitana has a grim view of men--a view that materializes, and starts chasing us...
CAUTION: BURGER FRANCHISE DEMOLITION
After I visit the Glass People, a young glass wizard stalks me home to the Meat World, and says...
I'm a girl in a desert who God tells to preach a new gospel. But the locals, unlike ancient Rome, have guns...
CAUTION: VIOLENT MARTYRDOM AND A KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT
My best friend is a cat. Problem is, I'm a rare hawk--a Cat-Eater. I never, ever would, but...
I’m a homeless elf. We’re a persecuted minority group. I know I’m dreaming and try to change it but...
Kat Hepburn burns inside as passionate aliens take over our souls. How can we expel them before...
I'm a hobbit woman in Los Angeles, hiding a magic weapon from Sauron. No, not THAT weapon...
I'm a sniper in a desert battle of men against hobbits. Guilty for not fighting openly, but that'd be suicidal...
CAUTION: MATH AND WAR
Thieves stole 100 of our horses. The tracks suggested white men, but that night my dream Helpers declared them Sioux...
A disowned heiress and I sneak onto the family estate, but they'll go pretty far to hide their skeletons...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
I marry, just to get into a clannish world where I'm seeking symbiotic unicorns. But I end up hunted too...
I'm an orphan shot at by hunters. They shoot my sister! But no one believes me...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
I flee our love triangle when Abe turns mean. He's telepathic, but I have a plan: the goldfish, the snakepit, the caves...
CAUTION: THREESOME, SNAKES, MOTORCYCLE FATALITY
I'm a slave dancer. I run for it, and make it over the border. But my owner comes looking for me...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SLAVE SOCIETY
I'm at a party in an air-lake. We fish for a girl who's gone invisible. But... what if we catch her?
God watches over me--to slap me down. If God is even God. So I set out to learn about this jerk-God...
When warring Greek isles kill a peacemaker, her three best friends start a vendetta! But she wanted peace...
CAUTION: HATE NURSED TOO LONG
The tale of a fawn named Fawn and her mom, a bank-robbing hippopotamus...
CAUTION: GLAMORIZES THIS ALARMING TREND
I dream a Chinese fable: how the poet Li Po was abucted by the gods, till they face heavenly justice...
CAUTION: ABDUCTION, DRUNKS, EVIL PUN
I walk through worlds, fight a deadly lake demon, and work magic--but I mustn't go lucid...
I'm a shaman in Nunavut who shows a rubber lizard and his foxy niece that reparations have limits...
I'm chasing a guy named Will (short for Willful Conformity) through the classes of a mad dance academy...
I'm on the run, on the moon. Cyborgs toss bombs at me. Yikes! Is this what melted Mare Orientalis?
CAUTION: NUCLEAR IRRESPONSIBILITY
A mob of kids chases me chanting "Lyin' Wayan!" I get dizzy and fall off a bridge... THEN comes trouble!
CAUTION: FATAL FALL
An avian friend of mine researches a whirlpool. But it doesn't want to be studied, and it has friends too...
My dreams were troubled by war. So I painted them in concentric rings--lotus, fire, children, animals, and nightmares...
I'm a mouse with a protest banner saying "FREEDOM!", having a slight argument with a cat...
A dream haiku telling of a dog-pack saved by the intuition of a mutt with a mangled ear...
My ex-wife breaks in, but acts like I'm the one who crawled back to her... and I don't HAVE an ex-wife!
CAUTION: ADULT THEMES. REALLY, REALLY STUPID ADULT THEMES.
I was in my mother's closet, trying on her outfits, and trapped in Hamlet, too...
My mom and I road-duel an alien beetle, then investigate a deepspace Marie Celeste; then I spy for the Angevin Empire to protect the Crown Jewels...
My own fear creates a field of time/speed distortion; can I use it against my attackers?
I always thought learning no one's out to get me would be a GOOD thing...
I was wrong. I didn't survive three assassins. It's been seven! Why'd I forget the others?
On New Year's Eve, I dream my college no longer welcomes me, and wake to find it's true...
On a dead-end street, I meet a beautiful psychic and fight a tentacled monster that's stalked me for years...
The artcops search-and-destroy our flying band, and my wings are shorn. But ten years later, songless, apathetic, I climb through my TV--and the women of Vietnam show me a new way to fly...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, ATTITUDE, ALTITUDE
I dream a hypnotist elicits a personality who says he obliges my paranoia by giving me weird luck...
When Perissa, an exhibitionistic centaur, bares her body in a crowded Coliseum, she also bares a racist plot...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, SPECISM
My sister hears a prowler. I go out blind in the dark, and learn she's right. But what a strange intruder!
My sister's avoiding our nosy parents, but I sense they'll run into her soon. I just didn't know HOW soon...
One by one, we're pulled under the water, the earth... eaten. That's the fate of all flesh. And we're flesh.
CAUTION: HORROR
A monster's out to eat my dog--and maybe me. We get cornered in the barn...
I'm working alone in the lab at night, when the lab gear wakes up and tries to kill me...
I'm a telepathic rabbit defending our world from space-laser attack. We do, but do we modernize too much?
CAUTION: IDEAS
A futuristic science fiction adventure dream. We rode a feathered, bipedal dinosaur, and got chased by...
A rich serial killer in a sports car flaunts his virtual immunity, till I go after him in a light plane...
A dream of innocent incest turns guilty, grows into a war of ghosts versus a cult of sneaky sexy psychics...
CAUTION: SEX, INCEST ISSUES, NIGHTMARE
I fled a demon into a shadowy construction zone where an even worse telepathic lion-devil lured me in with soothing flattery. I woke shaking--and then things in my room began to move...
CAUTION: DEMONS, POLTERGEIST PHENOMENA
I'm teaching in a wizard's college near Mt Shasta when one astral world decides to occupy another...
An Arab shows me a stone he calls a book, and a shell that speaks prophecies of the flood rushing toward us over the desert...
Jung and a little brown man shoot down Siegfried the German Hero, riding his chariot of bones. Wait... his what?
My girlfriend and I can fly, but detectives follow us around. How to lose them? By sticking to the beach and...
CAUTION: BIZARRE CREATURES, FRANK LANGUAGE
I'm a peace terrorist trapped in Squaw Valley, herded like a mare by a huge stallion made of snow...
And then the dream shifts and I blurt out the truth behind our idiotic waking world! And wake believing it...
A demigoddess and a wizard meddle with humans. But do even THEY know what they're assembling?
I'm being hunted in Reincarnation Swamp, as I wonder if the glut of human bodies creates a soul shortage...
CAUTION: MYSTIC IDEAS
I'm a French revolutionary facing the firing squad. But palmistry predicted I'll face death yet be strangely saved...
I'm forced to become Time Pilgrim, warning history of the dangers of community--indeed, of unity...
I'm Doctor Who, being chased by an air-surfer who demands we give up a reserved, proud man...
CAUTION: MILD NUDITY
I'm Sybil Sue, a hard-boiled shapeshifting shamus, on the track of the most wanted bankrobbers in LA: the Bad Girls...
CAUTION: IN BETWEEN GUNSHOTS, THE BAD GIRLS SWEAR
Chased by purple squid from Jupiter, I seek refuge with a guru the Goddess recommends for me...
The Conference on Love has two sexy speakers. One says "my teacher's stalking me" but she clings to him. Love? Hate? Both?
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM--but what are these two exhibiting?
Edward Abbey shows me a secret grove of telepath trees. That night, they meet me in my dreams...
On the run I meet a lycan, a pirate, and a mermaid. She causes a flood, and something floats by I just have to grab...
CAUTION: IMPLIED SEX
My dog and I are abducted by aliens who turn us into cats. We escape, and turn feral to survive. I'm back in school now, and in therapy... but how we got back, and what happened along the way, even my own shrink won't believe...
CAUTION: LEWD SQUID AND KLEPTOMANIAC BUGS
A woman in Tibet disassembles herself! A local god hires her spirit, but she uses the office equipment...
CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
I'm a tiger from Planet Cat, visiting Earth to run in San Francisco's "Bay to Breakers" race. I knew racial tensions were high, but why is William S. Burroughs out to kill me? Oh. Because...
An alien tiger and his human girlfriend show me a cube of raw flesh, and herd me to a house... but why?
A killer tornado has us trapped in the cellar. I bite my finger and it's boneless--I'm dreaming! I summon a...
A traveling torturer chooses me for his victim. He has the right. I bluster, but when at last I have to sleep...
CAUTION: NO PAIN, BUT GORE
The manhunt is on for Donald Trump, rich sociopath. But he too is pursuing something: happiness...
Tuba Man plays from the top of a tower, even when Loveless Man opens fire; for music is life to him...
A night-fiend strove to open the door I held shut between us--until I realized I too was terrible, and opened it to find a great...
CAUTION: THE DREADED PROSE OF HENRY JAMES
An assassination plot using two planes triggers an invasion of our kingdom. I'd rather be playing Frisbee...
In our cult, we lie in vats of goo till we grow wings. But we’re feared more than we knew...
CAUTION: A SPECIST LYNCH MOB, NAKED IN SCHOOL, LESBIAN FEELINGS, OBSCENE CARROT
After a visit from our landlady's angry, crazy son, a pack of vicious dinosaurs invades our house...
Robot wolves with videocam eyes prowl our block, freezing me in their headlights. Why do I think one's my ex?
I go half-mad and massacre a whole cult, till my gun manifests stigmata: a gory miracle. Then I'm one of the cult members, struggling to ignore the Voice of God pushing all us mortals to murder in His name.
I woke up haunted, and wondered for weeks what this was about... until the Waco Massacre.
CAUTION: CREEPY VIOLENCE, CREEPY GOD, CREEPY PREDICTION
On a world of designer genes, the Prime Minister tries to kill the Bug Princess by deluding an innocent lawn...
The real pursuit of happiness: Happiness pursues ME, and I run in shame and hide! But she's persistent...
In cave times, while the men were out hunting, it was the women who learned to paint the cave walls to summon...
I'm living in an England rendered in chalk. We wander the woods with butterfly nets, ritually hunting the White Deer--if that's what they really are...
Someone's prowling outside my window. I'm paralyzed in bed, but I force myself into action...
In a dark wood, a gigantic wolfhound tore past me. My blood froze. The Wild Hunt was about to carry away a human soul...
I'm lucid but paralyzed. A weird child spies on me; is she controlling me? Then I'm having sex--but if I come, I'll wake up! Then some thugs jump me. I make sure they won't bother me again, but... is everyone in this dream out to distract me?
CAUTION: SEX, MUGGER-STOMPING
When my friends and I learn to fly, all of Middle Earth turns against us! Fleeing from Saruman's army, I bonk my head, exposing the backstage truth about our world...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE, DOOM, PHYSICS! YODA IN THE TUB!
A woman I had wronged set her pit bull on me! Hand in its jaws, I gave in, and we both began crying...
After seeing 'Rear Window', Grace Kelly and I are wolf children in a pack that's quickly evolving into...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE, CHILD SEXUALITY, WOLF-SLANDER
I'm an elephant working in a diner. In the bathroom, I inadvertently summon the Genie of the Urinal...
CAUTION: PISSED PACHYDERM
Emily Dickinson ties up a worm she mistrusts. Bad move! It grows into a talking snake with a score to settle...
I'm being stalked by Ricardo Montalban, playing Khan, from Star Trek. Why him, why me? I know why.
Indescribable! I careen from a sacrificial marriage-altar to the secret pool of the Oracle Harpist, into the jaws of Leviathan and the joys of lucid flight, shifting from male to female and gay to straight--till I meet the Dragonfly People themselves...
CAUTION: STUPID, STUPID SEX CULT!