It's OK to be a sex object as long as you're also a subject. What's no fun is being an abject...
CAUTION: NUDITY, SEXUAL THEMES
Adrian and Jennifer and Michelle try very very hard to get my attention, but I'm a bit oblivious...
CAUTION: SEXUAL STUPIDITY
Why'd I have to get my big inspiration deep in a lake in the Land of the Lizard People high in the Andes?
A psychic dream about a New York ballet student who was a black panther. Lower case...
I fall in love with a dancing rabbit-girl doomed to be human dinner. How can I save her?
Edgar Allen Poe confronts his dead girlfriend, who wants to drag him into the grave with her...
CAUTION: HUNGRY GHOST, SEX TALK
I'm happily married to a childhood crush of mine. Till she talks to my sister, and I overhear what she really thinks of......
CAUTION: SEX TALK
The Engineers make Eden logical. But the blimps go blind, and a demon gets published. Can I escape the hell they've made?
I'm a parade route. A group of child artists walks all over me. But their soles are bare, so I don't mind...
A burglar-girl and I spy on the neighbors together and we learn a weird Zen lesson on commitment...
CAUTION: SEX TALK
I'm a Puertorriqueña girl. I fall for an Anglo doctor, but he's not what he seems...
CAUTION: UNDERAGE SEX, CREEPY GUY, VICIOUS FIGHT
How I found out what I really wanted at the bisexual ball. Really, I'm not disappointed...
CAUTION: OH COME ON, READ THE TITLE
When I met someone attractive, my head flamed, burning my body like a wax candle...
I dream I've carried a photo with me 17 years, but now... I BAKE it. The next day, I meet...
A New Age graduation party spurs a wild dream of the spiritual odyssey of Catwoman, starring Alexander the Great, Batman, God, and Rumi the poet (played by Frank Zappa)...
CAUTION: MORAL RELATIVITY
The Goddess won't tell me who to seek, to love, just WHAT to seek--and what not to...
CAUTION: DIVINELY SANCTIONED TRIGAMY?
A sex-ghost appears in my bed, but when she's overstimulated, she tends to fade. Bad reception!...
CAUTION: SEX
A tree-girl moves to Hollywood to make film deals, but jealousy stabs her...
CAUTION: BLOODY ASSAULT, GAY DRYADS, MUTANT NUDITY
A sexy pool-playing friend in a short skirt leans over an invisible, virtual-reality pooltable, but I'm blind to...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, TRULY CLUELESS GUY
A sexy encounter with two robotic girls hopping a night train outside Portland...
CAUTION: SEX TEXT
I cover my computer's desktop with this image tiled endlessly. And will, till the lesson sinks in...
CAUTION: MILD NUDITY
My foxy lover teases and tempts, but I can't let him into the patio for fear he'll hurt the rabbits…
CAUTION: UNFUNNY BUNNY PUNS
A witch with a messed-up mind makes me her sex slave. But what if I can bypass her brain?...
CAUTION: SEX
At the Ball, I feel up women, who idly enjoy me like... hors d'oeuvres! Wait, is that what I wanted?
CAUTION: WEIRD SEX CUSTOMS
After my mom's death, my dad starts dating again. He treats his dates like dirt. What can I do?
High school reporters spy on a college dance. But the real action's not where they say...
CAUTION: MAKING OUT, AND I DON'T GET ANY
I meet my personal demon, and discover it has a personal demon: me! Am I worse than my Shadow?
CAUTION: CRUDE LANGUAGE
Normal people want someone complementary. Weirdos want someone like them. Why? Economics!...
Body after body is peeled away revealing truth inside truth...
CAUTION: GROTESQUE
A disturbing dream of my sister and her best friend turns out to be warning me of a sex secret...
CAUTION: SEX, ENVY, KINKY COMPLICATIONS
My friend Lisadia sneers at a dog-girl's attempts to beautify her starship. I'm shocked--she's openly specist...
CAUTION: SPECISM
I'm running along a freeway, pacing a cheetah. But the kittens can't keep up...
Fighting vampire archers is risky enough WITH proper armor! And all I have is dream-journals...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
I stood on a bridge in winter. A skater shot out from the arch beneath, trailing a rainbow of balloons...
My girlfriend meets my parents. We fly up to sleep under eaves like swallows. "But what if we roll off, will we fall up into the storm, into space?" Hm. Is my girlfriend's REAL fear... something else?
I meet a monster--half earthworm, half giraffe. Then I realize she’s kind of cute...
A baseball star breaks her leg (with a little help from the other team). It delays her career but but speeds her marriage. Did she NEED a....break?
A woman discovers that her new use for a truck with a telescoping arm has philosophical consequences...
My friend Linda and I are walking in the Castro, when a tourist girl jams her tongue in Linda's mouth...
CAUTION: SERIOUS TONGUE
I'm on a women's sports team, and I should be in paradise. But I want more; not love exactly, but...
My friend Gitana has a grim view of men--a view that materializes, and starts chasing us...
CAUTION: BURGER FRANCHISE DEMOLITION
I was so lonely the potheads on Haight looked good. I dreamed I had the Golden Key, but under a cheap sodium streetlamp, ALL my keys looked gold! Then I met true gold: a woman meditating until she shone...
CAUTION: NUDITY, HAIGHT ST DECADENCE AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE
The old cartoon character Gordo has another girlfriend. But his pets say he only loves the hunt, not her...
A friend tells me her sex fantasies. We try playing the roles, but not being ourselves has a weird side-effect...
CAUTION: SEX GAMES
I go invisible in my dance class and hear what the girls I like have to say about me. Uh-oh...
CAUTION: PAINFUL RELATIONSHIP TRUTHS
My dad's paralyzed, my car's stolen. So I dream a stylized harpy made of steel, like a living Calder statue, holds three girls hostage...
A letter to Miss Hornyhearts compares the writer's lover and husband. Some sharp advice for nice boys...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
A smiling beauty queen on a float gives birth to a monkey with blinders, then re-absorbs the baby, then...
CAUTION: NUDITY AND ODDITY
A gorgeous healer bursts through the wall to tell me "I used to weigh 500 pounds. It kept sex away! But..."
My relatives call me a blonde bimbo and won't give me my inheritance, so I take drastic steps...
CAUTION: MORAL HAIRSPLITTING
I'm the animal guardian of a deep crater, but when a human girl rejects me, I set out to leave...
CAUTION: ORAL SEX, UNREQUITED LOVE, SPECISM
At the beach, my friends start a sleepy anonymous orgy... I'm single and frustrated, but is this what I want?
CAUTION: SEX
My family runs a bar. I walk through, after hours. Who are all these silent figures?
CAUTION: UNHEALTHY READING FOR SINGLES
Improv-dancing with my sister, I get turned on. But then a repressed Asian girl joins our dance, and...
CAUTION: INCEST MENTIONED. OOPS, TOO LATE.
India wants a seat on the UN Security Council, but what of Pakistan? The UN has a modest proposal...
Dream math often seems bad, but I think the discrepancies are a signal, not noise...
Three dream-reactions to a (real) psychic experiment that went badly awry...
Why'd Julie write a singles ad with insane, sky-high demands, when she just wants a nice relaxed guy?
I wake to find I'm a museum exhibit 15,000 years from now, and I'm an utter primitive...
My parents' house is now a sex club. I walk in, and meet my soulmate! But in awkward circumstances...
CAUTION: SEX
I wake up as someone else. I go through her working day, till Captain Kirk comes to take me to...
Brunch, a terrace restaurant, some cute women. I say hi and politely grope them... why do I feel odd?
On Love Day you can't mock anyone's come-on, of course; but in the bar "Cheers", Carla's mad at Diane...
CAUTION: PRO-BIGAMY?
My sister and I are groping toward sex when our mom bursts in. Her scolding's not what I expect...
CAUTION: INCEST ISSUES, PSYCHOLOGICAL COMPLEXITY
Honesty induces a joyful state with lucidlike powers. So I bike across the Lake of Time, open the book of my future, and see...
CAUTION: SEXY SKETCHES FROM THE FUTURE
I'm cartoonist Marjane Satrapi. I passively tag along with friends (and a fiance I tend to forget) in the Mission District of San Francisco. But they blunder into real trouble...
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
A bear-girl seduced by her coyote professor gets some advice on revenge from her anthropologist mom...
A TV crew invades the house, setting up for a special. I didn't expect to see a president on the work crew...
Mercury didn't spin! One side fire, one side ice. We farmed in domes, between--until the sun brightened...
CAUTION: BAD SCIENCE
From the punk clubs of Frisco to the Safeways of Si Valley to the vermilion sands of Mars, Silky the were-nightmare fights for the Misfits against every cliche in science fiction...
Everyone has a personal moon. At first, mine disappointed me, till a bard dumped his trash on it, and...
I love a cute vampire. She's willing to go on a diet. Even so, do I have enough blood to spare?
I love a Naiad who's lost her God. Tragedy strikes us. I'm devastated till I meet the aliens who explain...
I'm Tarzan, fighting off attackers. But I kill one helpless prisoner! Am I going too far?
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
A Hollywood sex goddess confronts the Ingenue who's supplanting her. Just how far will she go?
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM
A child of radicals goes wild in Rio. When we bail her out, we find she's had a strange enlightenment...
CAUTION: UNSAFE SEX
Sexy dreams of Chinese archeology, authorized by the fairies, make me face that my family abused me...
Book pages, Tarot's four Page cards, being paged, and a girl named Page, add up to warn me I'm not being honest with myself or my friends...
When Perissa, an exhibitionistic centaur, bares her body in a crowded Coliseum, she also bares a racist plot...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM, SPECISM
Janet's obsessed with a creepy guy, until her friend Kay--a pixy--decides to knock some sense into her cunt...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE, EMBARRASSING SITUATION, NASTY LOVE SPELL
Poison takes many forms, from attitudes to environmental by-products to actions done deliberately...
Cult members must wear a chadoor, and daily confess their sins. So why's their beach a major pickup place?
My friend the Polygamous Pilot is up in an ice-storm, hanging powerlines on the sky, when...
My sister hears a prowler. I go out blind in the dark, and learn she's right. But what a strange intruder!
A picture that freaks out even my friends. But its crudeness hid an unexpectedly subtle message...
CAUTION: SEX, BESTIALITY
Women rain out of the sky. People shrug "Suicides." I don't believe it--and what if one falls on me?
CAUTION: VIOLENCE
A Borges story of a were-tiger provokes a dream of a ranch crawling with weird women. But I LIKE them...
CAUTION: NUDE CREATURES
I'm not a normal wolf: I'm a were-woman. When I turn wolf again, I'm in heat; but I want to be alone! So...
CAUTION: SEX TALK
I'm in the park, feeling sad, till a girl on the lawn near me semaphores a message via rings and turquoise...
CAUTION: EXHIBITIONISM
At a party, a sad girl attracts me. But to reach her, I must have an affair with a sexy, frustrated writer...
I play the lovers in a teen romance: shy abused boy, insecure girl. But I get tired of the script, and...
CAUTION: LANGUAGE
Business solved the problem of cheap foreign labor: slavery's legal again. So our firm buys cheap losers...
A girl lies dreaming in the street; no one can wake her. At last I yell "Face it, she's dead!" But is she? I never try a kiss...
I turn shy with women I like. So I wish for a dating coach, who appears! Then I feel dumb: how come I...
I find the cure for an alien plague, then visit the world it came from, to find it has a curious variant...
CAUTION: SEX CUSTOMS OF THE NEWT PEOPLE! MY COUSIN'S GAY WEDDING!
Sylvia, the fabulous Dog Singer, leads me through a spy film, a French romantic farce, Fellini's Rome...
While living with violent Kay, I dream I meet a nice moth-girl. But we must undergo ten trials. Mustn't we?
CAUTION: RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES, BOTH GAY AND STRAIGHT
I dream normal women don't turn me on--I like the 30,000 little aliens who just landed! I wake to see an ad about them on a passing bus... and it turns out I'm NOT still dreaming...
I'm a mortal time-tech, living in the Commune of the Gods, when I meet Little Red Riding Hood...
Our band's touring Titan. Road trip blues: diners, feuds, romances. Have I been chasing the wrong girl?
A man mocks the turtle he caught, calling it "inept"--what's an adept turtle, then? I distract the guy while it...
A glamorous heiress casts a spell that spills over, so I can have anyone I see! But who DO I see?...
I'm lost in a valley where unicorns love cyborgs but fear giant ants, who adore unicorns but hate cyborgs, who think ants are cute, but dread unicorns! And while the Three Tribes love and hate, cave-monsters sculpt them all. I set up peace talks between these four vertices of my tetrahedral soul, but what if I get what I want? Peace, love... transformation? What if those aren't cute and New Age?
CAUTION: SWEARING, DRUNK LIONS, CYBORG SURGERY, AND GOGGLE-BARFING
For flirting in the astral cafeteria, we all get sentenced to group therapy--till I catch the lie in my life...
I'm a one-legged hopping hermit in the ruins of LA, and my only hope for love is to conjure a girl from a...
The real pursuit of happiness: Happiness pursues ME, and I run in shame and hide! But she's persistent...
I visit Earth during an all-female era. I'm a woman, can pass for local--so why do I lie to fit in?
CAUTION: SEXIST SLUR
I'm in an apartment co-op in Silicon Valley where people share their skills--till rush hour begins...